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Kimbelina

Wasting away again in Clobberita-ville...

About Me

I wouldn't click here if I were you...


HEY! Click on "Videos" under my pic to watch my Sims movies.

I'm 26, I'm an Aries, I have an associate's degree (whoopee), I'm a rennie, I'm a trekkie (or trekkER, whatever... nerds), I'm a girl gamer, I'm great with kids, I accidentally made Mark laugh during "Seasons of Love," I'm a crazy cat lady, I'm "pleasantly plump," I'm a fag hag, my favorite insult is "douchebag," I get drunk entirely too easily (and then I get really annoying, I've been told), I spent the night in jail once, and thought it was fun, I used to sell sex toys for a living, I have a twisted sense of humor, I have six tattoos, I love Lazytown, I am an amateur actress, I can sing, I once decorated a Christmas tree with dildoes and porno, I love driving, I've been banned from a golf course, I play the violin, I love snow, I want to take Karate again, I'm scared of spiders, I want to learn to play the guitar, I want to live at Disneyworld, I've spent time in a psych ward, I love cooking, and I love Niagara Falls. That's about it.
I dare you not to get this stuck in your head.
Go on! I DARE you.
Lewis Black
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kimberly
Birthday: April 14, 1980
Birthplace: Rochester, NY
Current Location: Devon, England
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Darkish blonde/lightish brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: French, German, Geek
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, so far...
Your Weakness: Kids, chocolate, dudes
Your Fears: Bugs, heights (kinda sorta), lonliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything but pineapple... that doesn't belong on a pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hmm... It WAS getting to the UK, but I've done that. Go me!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Face, hair... I guess I like my general "head area."
Your Bedtime: When I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Diet whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: Gross
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton... Nestea can suck it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha with hazelnut, thanks.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: I sing all the time... its like "Clobby the Fuckin' Musical" around here.
Do you Shower Daily: Try to
Have you Been in Love: I think so
Do you want to go to College: I've got two years under my belt... I'd like to put the rest there too
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not as bad as I used to... I used to have to get prescription stuff for it.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, usually.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, unless there's the threat of a tornado. O_O
Do you play an Instrument: Violin... I WAS learning guitar... I could play that Simon and Garfunkel song, "Bookends" all the way through. Then my guitar was ganked... *pout*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No... :o(
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice... (Everyone who knows me will kindly SHUT THE HELL UP!)
Ever been called a Tease: Mayyyyybe... *giggleblush*
Ever been Beaten up: Psh... Who's gonna go up against THIS?!
Ever Shoplifted: Why yes, yes I have. *sigh* It was a crime of passion, leave it alone.
How do you want to Die: In some bloody, gruesome, horrible way that makes people cry, then vomit, then cry again, then pass out when they hear about it. (As long as it doesn't hurt)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something with kids... or a social worker, or a writer, or a ballerina princess.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy... I wanna see Venice before it sinks.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Either can be hot... depends on the guy.
Height: Around my height or taller.
Weight: Average... pudge is kinda cute though!
Best Clothing Style: Whatever... but I really like when guys get all purtied up... suits are hawt!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too damn many
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Meh... there are things I might do differently if I could go back, but at the same time I have to respect the fact that every decision I've made has made me who I am.
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My Interests

Acting, singing, photography, renaissance faire, oil painting, violin, Xbox Live, The Sims 2, musicals, theatre, reading, writing, the paranormal.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, open-minded people, gamers, rennies, actors, artists, writers, musicians, funny people, anyone who seems to find me interesting!
And of course, my Live friends! You guys rock my face off!

Music:

I have the most ecclectic taste in music of anyone I know... Most of the mix CD's I make for myself are really musically schizophrenic. Never put me in charge of music in the car because I guarantee I'll spend 85% of the time either changing the channel on the radio, or digging around for a different CD... which can be kind of a problem when I'm the one driving... I'm surprised I haven't been in more accidents.

I really love rock, blues, old standards, opera (yes, I LOVE opera... shut up!) and stuff from musicals. The only things I can't stand are rap and country, but there's a few songs in each of those genres I enjoy as well.

Favorite artists:

(Also: Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, The Gin Blossoms, Green Day)

I *heart* Tartanic! Clicky!

Musicals I LOVE:

Wicked.
Defying Gravity

This makes me happy!
This is Máiréad Nesbiit and Cora Smyth. They rock. Just so you know.

Movies:

Psychological thrillers are probably my favorite movies... Nine times out of ten if you ask me if I've seen a movie, the answer will be no. I don't know what that's about. But anyway... Yeah, I have a lot of "favorite" movies!
Also: Anchorman, Dodgeball, Stand By Me, A Home of Our Own

I love all the movies made by this man:

*Points* That's Christopher Guest... He's The Shit.

Television:



Also: Futurama, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Amazing Race, ER, CSI, Law & Order, Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman (shut up), Star Trek: TNG, Daisy Does America, Ghost Hunters, 3rd Rock From the Sun, NewsRadio, anything on The Food Network.

Books:

Also: The Harry Potter series; The Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and Her Intrepid Spaniel, Stig Amoungst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles (vol. 8)

Heroes:

I have been really interested in Joan of Arc since I was 19. Something about everything that happened to her, at the same age I was made me want to learn more about her. I love Camryn Manheim because her book, "Wake Up, I'm Fat!" helped me accept myself.I also really admire Mahatma Ghandi, and Martin Luther King, Jr.

My Fancy Men:

Alan Rickman
Rickman fangirls are harmless... Honestly, we are!

Rufus Sewell

Josh Groban

Master Chief

My Blog

Oh for fuck's sake...

In my last blog, I stated that I was playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess on the Wii... which I am.  I just got through the Forest Temple, dammit.  But I want it to be known, far and w...
Posted by Kimbelina on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

*said in a really bad Monty Python English accent* I'VE GOT SOME NEWS!

It's been a while since I updated... There's quite a big piece of news since you all heard from me last.  Some of you know about it, some of you don't.  *points to pink countdown thingy on ...
Posted by Kimbelina on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

I saw my aunt...

So  last week, after sitting around for a while working up some courage, I called my Aunt Judy.  There was no answer on her cell, so I called the hotel she was staying at.  Th...
Posted by Kimbelina on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

Are there really coincidences? (Loooooooong entry)

Sometimes weird things happen in life, and you have to wonder why.  Ok, so you understand this, I'm going to copy and paste a LiveJournal entry I made back on April 1st, 2005.  ...
Posted by Kimbelina on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

Just incase you were wondering...

A double shift at a nursing home, when half the residents have explosive diarrhea is not a fun way to spend a friday night. 
Posted by Kimbelina on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

I'm a stallion

Best Game of My Halo 2 Career Gulch Wars on Coagulation.I was gunning on the Gauss Hog.I got 45 kills, 3 deaths.  (Nativedude, the guy driving, ended up with 41 assists)Medals: 10 double kills, 1...
Posted by Kimbelina on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

My Job

Well, I've been working at my job for about three weeks now and I really love it.  (The pay stinks, so I think I'm going to go to part-time or on-call and find a full-time job I can actually LIVE...
Posted by Kimbelina on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

Humpday Challenge II: The Official Rematch

Here's the write-up!  As always, the Bungie guys were so much fun to play with... (Ninja, thank you for singing the Indiana Jones theme with me!  April 14th babies RAWK!), and my girls ...
Posted by Kimbelina on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:35:00 PST

I miss you.

I miss my family. (Who's my big girl?  That's Jon.) (My sister, Jen, and our "neice," Meridian) (That would be Jen, me, and Amber... and our boobies.  Thats right after I got put in the s...
Posted by Kimbelina on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Workin... on jerkin my gherkin.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that my long-standing career playing video games, watching TV, and downloading porno is coming to an end.  (Well, not altogether... I'll still be DOING thos...
Posted by Kimbelina on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST