MR.EVAN!

. bikes, skateboards,kickball, beer, parties, BBQs,shows, most music, abandoned buildings, movies, videogames, elevators, swimingpools,divingboards ,treeswings,candy,sex jokes,vegitarian burritos and sandwiches,beachbonfires,climbing trees ,smoking trees, dogs ,cats, geckos,birds,bugs, painting,guitar,drums ,bass ,accordion, free stuff, happy things.. stuff, avoiding drama. pickles, cheeses, olives, burping,farting, most body funxns. learning new things, vice magazine, dan savage,people with overreactive ptuitary glands,the guys down at krackistan and the guys over at o'looneys. the big green box at dolores park. having crushes on everyone. vanilla soymilk. fake meats. museums. art openings. hanging around outside of your favorite bars but never going inside. going to my friends bands shows. reading about my friends bands in the weekly.. walking through the N Judah tunnel at night. climbing to the very top of really tall things just to see what i can see. doing silly dances at innappropriate times. friendship maintainence. singing along at shows. waking up early. sleeping next to anyone who doesnt snore.make outs. critical mass. drawing mini comics. personalized stuff. neon pink and neon green. talking to strangers. taking pictures at the right moment. watching fires burn. imagining what it would be like to do things that arent physicaly possible. fantasies of having sex with everyone. fantasiies of jumping out of widows or from high up places. fantasizing in general. plaid, paisley and argyle. making alot of money and giving it all away. writing and drawing on things. checking out tags in restrooms. coffee. rhubarb. getting really dirty in gardens around the city. roof hopping, fence hopping, bunny hopping.bus hopping.im just trying not to die or get arrested.homemade tattoos. robots, pirates, spaceships, aliens, talking dogs.giving two shits. taking two shits.