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About Me

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Pornland began after 7 likely lads attended a screening of the seminal porn classic 'Debbie Does Dallas' presented by the Adelaide university film society in the Summer of 1998. What started as a joke became an institution. Spanning 10 years, with 3 releases, and a legion of die hard fans, Pornland's cult status made them one of Australia's most popular live acts. Their shows ranged from the flamboyant to the ridiculous and at the heart of it a groove that would get your 90 year old grandmother out of her wheelchair and onto the dance floor (that's if she's not already dead).

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SLAP DAT ASS-LIVE AT THE GERSHWIN ROOM (MELBOURNE) MARCH 2008

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 17/08/2007
Band Members: SLATTY D-Lead Vocals,Trombone,Tin Whistle. MARCCEO-Sexy Sax,Flute,Vocals,Raps. SON OF A FAMOUS MAN-Bass,Backing Vocals. MACCY G-Drums,Backing Vocals. DYLAN 'THE HEART-THROB' MCCOY-Guitar,Sitar. BABOONA VALDEZ-Raps,Vocals,Introductions. CEEJ-Pimp,Moneyman,Introductions. DOME-Security.

PART OF THE PORNLAND FAMILY-Security Dirty Joe. Woodus-Boy & Film Clips. Johnny 'Geetar' Watson-Guitar. Flamin' Damian 'Wa Wa' Holland Smooth-Bass. 'Stains' Whitehead-Keys. The Colonel Ben 'Fingers' McCaverty-Keys. Dirty Sheets Pete-Bass. The Fairy Gaurd mutha-Bass. Drunk Dog. Dick Man. Wet Suit Man. Wolf Man. Pimp Man. Doubting Thomas. Vallens-Bass,Barabus. Griff-Lights. Jan-Camera Man & Film Clips. Uncle Jak-Guitar,Production. Gorilla Man. Dirty Dan (The Arrow) Knight-Keys. Simon 'After-Dark' Eddish-Keys. Ben 'The Fox' Valentino-Keys. Leo 'The Trap Door' Krupps-keys. The Witch Doctor-Keys. 'The Watch Dog' Bonaparte-Keys. Dirty Shane-Keys. Baluyot 'The Dragon' Detroit-Guitar. Reverend Dan-Spiritual Advisor. Nick Boyce-Council Man,Sweeping Man. Kuratz-Sweeping Man. Famous Man-Guitar. OP-Security.Matress-Security. Bernarth-Security & Boy. Security Chris. Jed Pickett-Guitar. Kari-Security. Ant 'Daddy' Williams-Sound & Mix. Security Nicole. Security 'the cheque's in the mail' Krista. Karate Man. Jackson Man. Robot Man. Robert Markota-Pilot Man,Boy,The Wolf Man,Screamo Man. Slapp Man. Half Man Half Beast Man. Poet Man. Berryman. Iron Man. Sex Slave Dave-Percussion. Jayen Nandagopen-Trombone. Percy The Poof-Trombone. Tayfun-Percussion. Mark & Nato-ass slapping. Big, Ugly, Hairy Guy. Chris Cameron-Guitar. Lewis' dad-Drunk Man. James with the nipple rings. Angela-Merchandise. James 'Ahhh Whitey can you get us a beer?' Slattery-Merchandise. Raff Calabresi-Management. Nude Man 1. Nude Man 2. Jani Ho-Mouth Harmonica. James from Baron Sumadi. Marty Prawn. Luke 'Papa G' Bolmeyer-Raps. Olly-Raps. Justine Jones-Sax & tits. Barnie Reynolds-Peace Maker. The Horns Of Porn. The Dancing Girls. Christian Haybeck-MC. Luke 'Gorilla' Guitar. Security Mark. Chris Tanner-Clarinet. Gino-Goth Man. Skeleton Man.

PORNLAND AT THE GERSHWIN ROOM (MELBOURNE) MARCH 2008

FUNNY PLACE

PONTIUS PILATE

SEDUCTION

LIVE HI-FI BAR
Influences: James Brown,Prince,Funkadelic,Hall & Oates,Disco,Michael McDonald,The Doobie Brothers,Porn soundtracks,The 8Os,Rolling Stones + many more
Sounds Like: Have a lil listen
Record Label: Not a sausage

My Blog

PORNLAND XMAS SHOW-REVIEW

Thanks to all who braved the winter blizzard to help us celebrate Baby Jesus' birthday.Here is a great review of the show by Luke Mckenna from Laneway magazine. check it out.http://lanewaymagazine.com...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:46:00 GMT

PORNLAND XMAS SHOW

Dear Santa. I've been a really good boy this year. I did my homework every night, always brushed my teeth and even helped our parish priest, Father Hopkins, when he was feeling poorly and needed a war...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:53:00 GMT

PICS FROM THE REUNION SHOW (MARCH 2008)

CHECK OUT SOME PHOTOS FROM THE BIG PORNLAND SHOW AT THE GERSHWIN ROOM Thanks to Lil Iliana and Grant for the pics.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:06:00 GMT

THANKS TO ALL - REUNION SHOW

Pornland would like to send out a big smooch to all the punters that came to the reunion show at the Espy, Easter Sun. It’s official...we are finally bigger than Jesus.A party was had by all. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:38:00 GMT

REUNION SHOW

PORNLAND ARE BACK FOR A VERY RARE LIVE SHOW. CATCH THEM ON EASTER SUDAY THE 23RD OF MARCH AT THE ESPY (GERSHWIN ROOM) IN ST KILDA (MELBOURNE) 11 PM - FREE ENTRYPORNLAND IS NOW AVAILABLE IN CD QUALITY ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:53:00 GMT

REUNION SHOW

PORNLAND ARE BACK FOR A VERY RARE LIVE SHOW. CATCH THEM ON EASTER SUDAY THE 23RD OF MARCH AT THE ESPY(GERSHWIN ROOM) IN ST KILDA (MELBOURNE) 11 PM - FREE ENTRYPORNLAND IS NOW AVAILABLE IN CD QUALITY O...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:53:00 GMT

PORNLAND NOW ON I TUNES (WORLDWIDE) AND JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

PORNLAND IS NOW AVAILABLE IN CD QUALITY ON (worldwide)CLICK ON FAMILY
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:07:00 GMT

MORE GOODIES

Stay tuned for more goodies including. ALL FILM CLIPS MORE PHOTOS (LOADS) LIVE GIG FOOTAGE...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:12:00 GMT

PORNLAND ON I TUNES

PORNLAND WILL BE RE-RELEASING ALL OF THEIR MATERIAL ON "I TUNES (WORLDWIDE)" IN DECEMBER 2007. STAY TUNED. THE WORLD NEEDS PORNLAND!
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:36:00 GMT