Calling all Trucker Fuckers |
St. Augustine, Fl&.activities of leisure include dying with the old people, killing cockroaches, and staring off into space before stripping to your underwear to dance on top of the Kitchen counters. ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
Fat Children took the DPH’s life |
It's been a long week for the landlords. Between packing for their departure from me, the Dance Party House, they managed to make many more myspace friends, familiarized themselves with new parts of t...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
WE IZ SHOUTIN OUT |
It's hot outside; my yard has yet to be fully equipped with a sprinkler so often I find the landlords finally reunited together in the action of watering my garden. (SHOUT OUT TO WATERZZZ!!) Let me sa...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:12:00 GMT |
Man Witches are taking over the DPH |
Tonight is a very important night. It is a Sunday, which means tomorrow is a Monday, and the day after that is Tuesday. In one week, it shall also be Sunday, but first tomorrow is Monday. Tuesday, my ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:00:00 GMT |
Michiganders, Floridians, and Oregonians....UNITE |
Because of the lack of great quality blogs lately, the landlords feel it is necessary to recognize and respect those certain people from the state of Michigan who added myself, the Dance Party House, ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:03:00 GMT |
State of the Union Address |
Today is one of those days where you don't know what the hell is going on, or why it's different from any other day but you can just ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
Our mission statement |
Our mission statement: To unite the states of America, which may or may not already be united, and few other people from cool places like Africa. We are the dance floor of America and we know where we...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:21:00 GMT |
URGENT: The land lords saved Jackrabbits from GLOBAL WARMING! |
After having exactly 20 days to recover since our last blogging experience, we're "back in the van," and "on the road again" like Forest Gump. There haven't been many adventures in the past 20 days, m...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
Flaming Queens like to roller blade too! |
We would like to begin by thanking everyone for the excess of birthday wishes we have received. We finally had our biscotti Lenny Kravitz party; although these were two different occasions, we combine...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:37:00 GMT |
It’s my birthday and I can exterminate if I want to! |
Firstly, initially and primarily, The Dance Party House would like to encourage you to go out and buy "I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master". The landlords ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:44:00 GMT |
