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Socially inclined. Health nut. Crazy Dj. Dancin fool. Uncle of 13. Only boy out of six children. Loving boyfriend. Party professional. Travel junkie. I love kids!! Relentless card player. Drunken fisherman. Fearless wakeboarder. UofK ambassador. Champion wrestler. Aspiring karaoke singer. Proud homeowner. Clean freak. Sports enthusiast. Beach bum. Sunday school teacher. Self employed. Pool rat. Fiscally conservative. Socially liberal. Concert goer. Event planner. Networking expert. Obscure masseur. Wrestling coach. Adept writer. Good listener. Average typist. Shitty golfer. Sleezy salesman. Think I need to stop there before it gets ugly...
Hurry up and get this while it's cheap, cause I'm about to start workin out!!
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You're giving a peace sign in your picture (You're not Usher).
You have 20,000 friends (You don't even have 20,000 acquaintances).
You have a picture highlighting a part of your body (That says alot about your face).
You have a picture of your tattoo (Body art is the body itself, not what some redneck draws on it).
You have a picture of your car (What are you trying to sell it??).
You have a picture of you or your boyfriend wearing a gold chain (Unless accompanied by a hairy chest).
You tizzle like thizzle (If Snoop came up with his own language, you can too).
You have a picture of yourself taken through a mirror (Not impressed by your extreme boredom or apparent lack of self respect).
You post bulletins asking me to comment on your pictures (Umm, if you have to ask...).
All of your pictures are taken professionally (It's one thing to idolize, another to plagerize).
You have a picture with your shirt off and you're not at any of the following places: the beach, the pool, or Woodstock '69 (If you were, in fact, at Woodstock than just keep your shirt on at all times).
You or your boyfriend has a hairstyle like the Gotti boys (They are growing up Gotti... you're not).
You're claiming an income of "$250,000 or higher" (I made that much when I was still in college too!!).
You're default pic is of someone else (For every hit you receive on your page, a new person hates you).
You post surveys as bulletins (Surprise! no one cares).
You're self esteem fluctuates according to someone else's Top 8 (Try to start by qualifying for your own).