Professor Daniel's handbook, Ten Thousand Important Questions Resolved for the Modern Gentleman, issued in monthly parts from October 1889 on, contained essays on such vital subjects as: "Is dancing, as usually conducted, compatible with a high standard of morality?" "Was the purchase of Alaska by this government wise?" "Does the study of physical sciences militate against religious belief?" "Has our government a right to disfranchise the polygamists of Utah?"
Not satisfied with resolving these questions, and many others of equal import, by 1894 he began to address such issues as: "Is there a purpose to existence? and "What is the composition of the Philosopher's Stone?"
At This time Daniel began to complain of being followed by women with the faces of animals. All copies of the latter installments of his handbook were bought up by an anonymous cartel, and destroyed, and shortly thereafter Daniel was removed to a private asylum. He is still there, and he has not aged, although on the advise of a long-dead physician his tongue was surgically removed, and he is permitted no writing materials.
My name is Chef Of The Future!
Inspiration!
Those were the days
The Invisibles
We all miss you Joe! Getting to play around with you and the guys was a dream-come-true.
Something I'll never forget!
