Hi, I'm Lance Martini (aka Vince Mancini), and I'm the FilmDrunk... I mean I'm FilmDrunk... I mean I'm a FilmDrunk... Okay, I confess we haven't got this name thing figured out just yet.
Anyway, FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough - just the way your mother likes it.
Hollywood spends most of its time insulting your intelligence; we spend most of our time insulting theirs.
We enjoy senseless violence, pedophilia, mild rape, inappropriate touching and rampant fart lighting.
Find me on the web, set me as your homepage, and your worries are over.
