RANDOM WAYS TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF... |
Things to do in Wal-Mart (or similar type store) when you're bored:1. Get several boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in House...
Posted by ♥ SARAH ♥ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST |
BIG MACS |
How is it that I manage to maintain a steady weight of 99 to 105 lbs despite the fact that I have "a usual" at McDonalds. As I happily finish off the last few bites of my 2 big macs and double q...
Posted by ♥ SARAH ♥ on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:59:00 PST |
HOW A GIRL KNOWS ITS TIME TO STOP DRINKING |
THIS IS TOO FUNNY.....
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. 2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE M...
Posted by ♥ SARAH ♥ on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 04:25:00 PST |
YOU KNOW YOU'RE PERSIAN WHEN..... |
You Know You're Persian When........
1) You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
2) You refer to every other Persian as a FOB.
3) You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or...
Posted by ♥ SARAH ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Persian Stereotypes |
I saw this and liked it alot....
No, I am not a terrorist nor a wife beater,I don't live in a tent in a desert And I don't know who Ali or Hossein were,Although I'm certain they never drove a B...
Posted by ♥ SARAH ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
