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Josh

I'm just this guy, you know?

About Me

I don't put milk on my cereal or dressing on my salads.

I think it's hot when a girl knows how to play chess.

My Interests

baseball
songs
food
hoverboards
teleportation

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will listen to "Kashmir" and loudly sing along with the ooooooooooh's with me.

Music:

Absolute favorites: John Vanderslice, The Hold Steady (and naturally Lifter Puller), Simon Joyner, Led Zeppelin, Pavement, Pixies, Wilco, The Velvet Underground, Beck, Mr. 1986, The Mountain Goats, and you should get the idea. I dig jazz and classic rock and stuff too, and all sorts of other crap. Just ask or whatever. I'd list everything I've ever heard and liked, but that would be pretentious of me. I have one of those last.fm thingamajiggers too. According to the last.fm computers, last week I listened to:

Also, all of the bands in my friends list deserve to be rich and famous, so check that shit while you're here, because I promise they're all real good.

Movies:

Back to the Future trilogy, Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Sandlot, Major League, Kill Bill, Trainspotting, Spaceballs, I 3 Huckabees, High Fidelity, Made, Laserblast, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Robot Monster

Television:

Daily Show, baseball, Futurama

Books:

Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Catch 22, physics theory, and probably lots of things that I haven't read but should have.

Heroes:

Doc Brown
certain musicians
the Swedish

My Blog

I'm putting on a fresh face for the new year.

That is all.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

The hot new thing at 29th and R

This is the fermenting cupboard.  Inside of this cupboard are approximately 50 mysteriously unlabeled bottles.  Those mysteriously unlabeled bottles contain homemade Oktoberfest.  They ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

What's the matter Colonel Sanders?

Chicken?
Posted by Josh on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST

Don't run into signs.

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Posted by Josh on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

I guess I got tagged or some such nonsense.

The Game: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:08:00 PST

HEY!

The creature in the sky got sucked in a hole now there's a hole in the sky. You think I'm dead but I sail away on a wave of mutilation. I've got no lips I've got no tongue where there were eyes there'...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

He drove in from Mexicali no worse for wear.

Dear people who may or may not have been waiting/curious to see these pictures I took in Mexico, Sorry it took so goddamn long. -Josh Without further ado: These and all the others tha...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:01:00 PST

So I'm probably a visionary.

Hoo boy, I'm going blog crazy this week. So earlier tonight I was trying to decide what to eat for supper.  "Stirfry sounds good," I thought.  But alas, I did not have all the necessary ing...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:35:00 PST

Sometimes things are pretty.

Like this thing.  This thing is pretty. It's a volcano in Iceland erupting during Aurora Borealis. The picture is from this site which has a new picture every day of astonomical somethings-or...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:31:00 PST

the bad and the good.

Sometimes things make me want to throw objects at other objects.  But sometimes something else then comes along and makes me want to pick up the thrown objects and dust them off and then hug pret...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:29:00 PST