Aha! |
Where have you been all my life, sweet sweet cheese? I feel like such a bastard having taken advantage of your giving ways.
So, yeah. I'm eating and talking for the first time in about a month and ev...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 18:42:00 GMT |
So I kinda sorta broke my jaw. |
Just to let everyone know, I won't be talking for almost 6 weeks! You lucky bastards!
That's really all I had to say.
Heart,
Broken Ho-Bag
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:02:00 GMT |
So seriously... |
I must see my buddies in that goddamn state.
Please?
Love you guys.
-Whorin'
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:04:00 GMT |
Moving back to Tucson... |
Yup. In late May/early June, Arizona can count my bitch-ass in again.
In the meantime, I'll be visiting Tucson in about 3 weeks.
That's really all I had to say. Thank you and I will see you in Hell. ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
My cat snores too loud |
Seriously.
His name is Orson, or the more apt moniker : The Crushinator. Dude has to weigh 18 pounds.
Oh, and I'm in love with him. And he could totally crush your bones!
If he felt like it.
ht...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:45:00 GMT |
Holy Crrrrap. |
Yo.
I'm so effing excited. I'll be on the road tomorrow morning, and I should make it to Flagstaff around Midnight. Hot. Squared.
I can't effing wait to see you people.
Heart,
Whorin'
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:02:00 GMT |
I am finally coming back to AZ. |
Therefore, Love me.
Dammit.
Anyway, I want to see everyone. I'll be there from the 23rd of October until the 6th of November(starting in Flagstaff and moving my way down the 17 to Tucson), so please...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
Hey, my phone arrived today, but... |
But, my phone book didn't transfer, because my old phone won't even turn on anymore.
So, here's where all of you come in. E-mail me your numbers, or call me/text me with who the hell you are as t...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
So, my effing phone passed away. |
Yeah, that's really all I wanted to say. If any of you would like to get ahold of me, I suppose Mother Fucking MySpace would be the best bet. Heart all of you.
-Whorin'
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:39:00 GMT |
Yup. |
So, I just got kicked out of a bar. For the very first time, which is pretty effing amazing, as I have been drinking pretty much non-stop for the past 10 years.
Yup.
I'm awesome, I know.
I didn't eve...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
