The ORIGINAL BOB HAINE STORY numba 2 |
So 6 weeks later Loretta Lynn went to take a shit. Her stomach ached. She screamed. Ran from her rhinestone camode in a panic! Her face went tomatoe red as she passed an 12lb baby through her vag. She...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:39:00 GMT |
The ORINAL BOB HAINE STORY numba 1 |
It all started many many moons ago in a truck stop restroom. WHen Loretta sat down on a toilet, on that seat was....Mystic spunk. Some say it belong to a shamen. Some say from the spirit of a wooden i...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:30:00 GMT |
Mi nina |
Two months already. I was there when came out all gooey n pale. like a miniature joe pesi. Now ur home and theres a 2nd lady here. People ask me HAS IT CHANGED YOU. And i say yes, for now i can tolera...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:06:00 GMT |
oBAMA you make me WANA shake my ass!! |
"The rock that cried OBAMA!" first thing i heard when i popped up AM radio last night at 8:01. I cried like miss teen USA. Finally no more republicans in charge of America. You know what i...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
TO ALL PSYCHO ROCKABILLY SKA HEPCAT PEOPLE |
i've been having some issues and annoyances for the past few weeks as well as a good portion of my life where everyone seems to put me down all the time. Not sure what it is but i seem to be THE guy t...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:45:00 GMT |
read people!! |
just stuff i've been listening to
IGNITE-BLEEDING
Bleeding, BleedingTo my countryThe mounting costsMy freedom's lostThe death of libertyWe live in a Kingdom of reignsThe dogs of war rule the dayThe hy...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:05:00 GMT |
i am rob |
like a vineger and baking soda or a bottle rocket in your ass i am bob haine!! i got elvis's kick, voice of preacher and a crotch like an infant with a monkeys ass!! fangs like a bat with man boobs (m...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:16:00 GMT |
the end of an era |
due to a shitty system at CVS its my belief that as of 2pm today me ROB! shall be fired after 3 years of loyal service to said drug store. luckily i already was gonna quit this week and shall st...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
important lessons |
i feel this past week i think i learned a few things:
no matter how much you wash your fingers will still smell funny after eating sardines.
akward silence and staring a stranger down is quite fun.
i ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
shabazz mahagony wood |
ok when i was 6 my parents sent me to the hospital. there i was put to sleep with sleeping gas. this made me hallucinate and the lady giving this to me started to have multiple head and i believe i sa...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 00:41:00 GMT |
