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Billy

oisindubh

About Me

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What can i say im the perfect example of a specimen of male perfection,,the bible pushers say that God made man in his image,,i doubted this for years til oneday i awoke to the realisation that i am in fact Godlike,,i can go from drunk to horny in 2.5 seconds and i can pleasure a lady with a fleeting glance,,im very romantic,,i once told a lady i loved her just to get her into bed and after i let her down gently through the medium of text messaging,,what a man,what a man,what a man,,what a mighty good man,,mighty,mighty good man,,i would continue but shyness and modesty prevent me from doing so,,im extremely reserved as u can probably tell from this,,,

My Interests

i am interested in nothing,,,laughing at the misfortunate,,staring at the blind,,my life is a vortex of sensation,,i take no solace from books or tv screens,,im a one man show and everyday i get a standing ovation from myself,,i like porn,and interfering with myself in the bath,,I have a fondness for all things illegal,,,

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet god and tie him to a chair while i beat him as i tell him where he screwed up,,,id make him repent and destroy some of his useless creations,,namely,,periods,Castlemartyr,jazz,bouncers,govern ments,,,,ya i have issues with god man and he will bow down before me and beg for my forgiveness,,,

Music:

Cradle of filth,Seether,Placebo,Mako,Robin Spider Greenfly,The Rulers of the Planet,Deburca,Nine Inch Nails,Manson,Leaves Eyes,,,most Scandanavian black metal,,TOOL,Maol Mordha,Carnun Rising,Machine Head,Sepultura,Soulfly,Cyclefly,Pantera,Lamb of God,Massive Attack,RAGTM,Cannibal Corpse,Deicide,,,i hate da crap thats being pumped through our airwaves everyday,,causing the mental rot and mind decay of our already fragile youth,,hopefully some dj"s will wake up to the unsigned bands out there and on this site and irradicate the commercial crap that we are being force fed on every god damn station,,music is the language of the soul and these idiot radio executives are very much lost in translation,,

Movies:

Kodak,Fugi,these are the only films i use for the best exposure and ability to capture every precious moment of someone elses demise,,,

Television:

I care not for television,,,it is the religion of those without purpose or meaning,,why dont we all just sit around and watch Big Brother,,then da next day text each other to see if we all saw it and gossip about who took a shit in the toilet in the house,,why not just go and stare through the crack in our neighbours curtains and eat popcorn as we observe their existance and decide whether it is more miserable than our own,,,

Books:

Oscar Wilde ur a negative genius,rip,,,I like irish writers and people that write about real stuff,,,shove ur fiction where it hurts,,,I read mostly minds,,I see through liars and decieve them with illusive promises,,they then become the victims of their failed deciet and i inevitably gain the upperhand,,nothing gets past me so dont try to shit me cos u will be reduced to shame,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,,evil laugh there by the way,,,,

Heroes:

My mother,,for releasing me from between her legs into a world of fault,,i can never thank you enough,,im sure oneday i will warm to this place and accept the dive for what it is,,but til that day woman i will walk with scorn and frown on this destitute planet of apes,,we are primates and on this globe my genius is too much for the other monkies,,thank you for your genetic hindrances,,my grattitude is so forthcoming,,il try and make it to your funeral,,im sure il be contacted,,