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Stinky Whizzleteats

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About Me



You know me. If you don't, you should... wait, I'm getting grumpy in my old age. I might not tolerate new people.Thank you, drive through.

My Interests

Music, but not everything. I have been called a music snob. I like a pretty wide variety, though. I'm not a huge fan of the new punk movement. I'm also not a big fan of pop. Motorcycles, I like to ride in the mountains fast... Computers are interesting, but I only know enough to get myself into trouble. Cooking can be fun, but it's best if you have a patron. History and discovery channels are always good. I also like making things. Blah blah... GO!!!!!!! Remember when Rossi rode a Honda??? Those were the days... F Nickelback. Hit mute.

I'd like to meet:

Oh, and ... And last but not least, I present to you Sarah McLachlan. Some day I will marry this woman... or hopefully someone with passion as deep.

Music:

TooL, A Perfect Circle, Type O Negative, Mudvayne, Black Label Society, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Spineshank, Marilyn Manson, Static X, Lacuna Coil, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth AND... Radiohead, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Massive Attack, Sarah McLachlan, Portishead, Bela Fleck, Paul Oakenfold, Pink Floyd... on and on and on...
Stop that other video and press PLAY for the best song EVER from the best band EVER! Don't agree? You have a brain a third the size of us. It's science. ;)

Movies:

Christine, Basketball Diaries, Happiness, Roadhouse, Jackass, Anchorman

Television:

Primarily the History and Discovery channels. I can't wait for Carnivale to come back on HBO. It is one series that I REALLY enjoyed.

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Deception Point (Dan Brown) Cardinal of the Kremlin. Many various technical manuals... blah.

Heroes:

My main hero is my Dad. Besides him?? Danney Carey, just 'cuz he can play the drums like nobody's business. Valentino Rossi, just like Danney Carey, but with motorcycles. Alton Brown, I want to be on the food network. Any guy that's hangin' out with Kate Beckinsale, Christina Scabbia or Angelina Jolie... And you, for having so little going on that you actually read this far. Congratulations! You have officially wasted a shitload of your time... on me, no less.

My Blog

Dear Musicmatch,

Fuck you and fuck your bullshit software.  All I want to do is put 10 goddamn songs on my mp3 player.  Granted, I know this is a small deal, since I mainly use my Treo as my portable music d...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

My favorite song... right now.

All I can say is FUCK YEAH!! These Three ThingsAnd I'm riding my bike to my appointments today!
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

Step aerobics

Yeah, so... I've been to step aerobics a few times.  Gay, I know, but I'm doing my best to not be a fat slob, because the new job either has me in front of a steering wheel or a keyboard.  W...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

Go Big, Go Long, or Go Home

Recently military analysts came up with the latest strategy in Iraq. It states something like, "Go big, go long, or go home." Now, this is not a dissertation on the correctness of the war, but more of...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

A Motorcyclorama weekend... the short version due to exhaustion.

It all started Friday night when Brady showed up with his bike.  Not much to talk about there.  It was late.Saturday: AMA racing at Road Atlanta.  It was a bit hot, and somebody else dr...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Over and out...

Well, I no longer reside on the lake.  Due to logistics and the desire for a more abundant social life, I've moved closer to the city.  Suwanee is my new home.  Now, I'm tired and will ...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:45:00 PST

What I learned today.

Smashing your index finger with a sledgehammer is not a good idea.  It induces intense pain and throbbing.  Drilling a hole in the nail with a hot needle lets the blood out, and the throbbin...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:55:00 PST

My sentiments EXACTLY!

A video for my wife: Anybody know what a luleerluah is? Whatever it is, it sure looks fun. The first 3 measures sound like they're on to something. The first chord change ...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

One of the reasons we ride bikes

Granted the guy on the bike showboats a bit, but I'm thinking that's for the camera. You people like to see wheelies... I know....
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

Don't waste your time reading this

Now, look... you nosey ass.  You're sitting here reading this.  Don't you have something better to do?  The title of this stupid blog is "Don't waste your time reading this"  So, w...
Posted by Stinky Whizzleteats on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST