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'RETICENTSY' by Sir John Bitumen.Picture a Guinness, a Stella, a shandy / Above them loom Dave and Paul and Andy / A dull afternoon in a still London bar / "Can you play the drums? Can you play guitar?" / A room to crash-boom in is easily found / Where no spanner complains of the rubbishy sound / Calendar pages fall loose, the playing gets tighter / And all have a ball-point pen as songwriters / S-Two-dio days to make their album 'Grasshopper' / Only 46 discs - NOT a chart-topper / "Afternoon, gents. What are you having?" / Dave and Paul and Andy and Gavin / A bang and a twang and it's 'Oojimaflips' / But four's a crowd and soon Dave quits / Oh dear! But persevere, the three make 'Bad Line' / Rough rough rhymes for tough tough times / "Happy new year, gents. Tell us, where have you been?" / In a revolving door leaving Gavin out and Dave in / "Will you ever gig again?" - "Wasn't that 20 minutes last year enough?" / What we like is making records - now will someone please buy the bloody stuff? / Just pop by our website, that'd be dandy / And bring smiles to the faces of Paul, Dave, Gavin and Andy.

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Member Since: 16/08/2007
Band Website: www.reticents.co.uk
Band Members: Andy Thomson (fret-throttling, joanna poundage, croakals, bass-toadery on BAD LINE stuff), Paul Hamilton (plastic heading, blokels), Gavin Murphy (axe-wielding, 2007-8), Dave Toynton (free-bass, 2006-7, 2009). These pix are of Thomson, Hamilton & Toynton, recording the GRASSHOPPER album in 2006.
Influences: Blatant and latent, benign and maligned.
Sounds Like: GOOD GRIEF, CHAPS, WE'VE BEEN REVIEWED! TRAIN YOUR MONOCLES ON THIS...My introduction to UK band Reticents (not "The") was with their 2007 disc OOJIMAFLIPS, a brilliant CD chock full of witty lyrics and catchy hooks. From the opening paean to football superstar George Best ("Even at my very worst, I'm Best") to the hypnotic buzzing of "Bee Sting Lips" and the touching heartbreak of "Old Timers' Disease," the disc rocks and rolls and works its words into the brain like a cheap drug. The DIY-look cover did them an injustice, suggesting a slapdash approach that the music's craft belied. Their latest CD, BAD LINE (2008), couldn't be more different in that respect. The cover images are arresting. The candy-slick red makes the black and white pop and the faux underground map provides a novel way to convey the writing and production credits. The whole project is more sleek than the previous efforts, providing a step up in production values and all-around sound. From the clanging chords of "If Only We Could" that open the disc, it's a fast ride that clocks in at about 35 minutes, but still satisfies. A lot of this is due to the rambunctious tone of the music, from the callous "Nothing Personal" to the clanging "Hall of Blame" and "Blue Shirt," the latter a spirited attack on our tendency to overlook the person behind the uniform ("How would they know? They merely flirt / Let's put our hands in the fire -- let's get burnt") and features some really brilliant drumming. I have a soft spot for "Carrier Bags," a tribute to "gentleman of the road" Bronco John, the panhandler who nonetheless hung out with the likes of Peter Cook and Peter Sellers. The grinding guitar opening is a perfect accompaniment to the well-knit words conveying the lost life of this iconic tramp, who slept rough yet died with £5,000 in his carrier bags ("The lampposts are bending over/They're listening to what I say/Eyeballs in every letterbox/Watching, hoping I'll walk away"). Following this upbeat downbeat song with the plaintive power chords of "Who Needs Luck?" seems to imply "everyone" (and fair enough). The guitar clangs much more on this third CD than the first two; "Missing Person" even finds a emotive note in the grind through every parent's nightmare. If you begin to suspect there's a connection here -- yes, it's true. The band's website reveals the narrative behind the songs. While this is an example of the oft-dreaded "concept album," there's nothing to fear. The teen narrator's disjointed tale isn't essential to appreciating the disc, but it amplifies the connections, in particular augmenting the sequence of "I'd Dial for You"/"They Died with their Phones On," which link together a surprisingly melodic barrage of ring tones and improbable rhymes ("multiple sclerosis" and "deep vein thrombosis") into an effective collage. While it always reminds me of the Paddington crash (news stories reported how phones rang in the wreckage for days afterward), it also speaks to the distancing and isolation that ubiquitous communication has not bridged. Like the spoken word cut "The Long Haul" on OOJIMAFLIPS, this sequence pushes the boundaries of what 'mere' pop songs can be and signals a band ready to take chances with form and expectations. The CD ends by revisiting tunes: a softer acoustic version of "I Got You All Wrong" introduces a note of melancholy missing from the initial version and a sassy reprise of "Nothing Personal" with female vocalist puts the callous shoe on the other foot. If this leaves you with a slightly depressed feeling, I think that's deliberate, although a trifle unfortunate. I find myself at times preferring OOJIMAFLIPS to BAD LINE, despite its more uneven qualities, because I'm a sucker for good lyrics and I think those on the former CD are better or perhaps simply more playful ("If you love me blow up Parliament / raise an army, bring down the government. / Take me where the rainbow ends / and buy me an ice cream cone"). There's also a deleted first CD, GRASSHOPPER, which has perhaps the most blisteringly vitriolic break-up song ever, "Happy Birthday to You," which features the refrain "Enjoy the present, return the past / Happy Birthday, darling -- I hope it's your last." This is a band that does bitter very well. - K. A. LAITY, UP AGAINST THE WALL, JANUARY 2009.
Record Label: Small World Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

OUR SURE-FIRE FLOP OF THE SUMMER

With a music industry in crisis (oh dear, what a shame, eh?) and the only assured way of getting a record sold this summer is by changing one's name to Michael Jackson, we loudly announce the escape o...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:12:00 GMT

THE JOKER & THE THIEF: OASIS AND COMIC RELIEF

BULLSHIT FROM THE PULPITLast night Oasis (sans Liam) played a song on BBC TV's Comic Relief.  "So what?" cries the apathetic masses. Well, their appearance threw up a lot of questions - matters of mor...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:52:00 GMT

Reticents - Sunshiner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZxZxvnTv-Y This is the mix by Simon Baines (of Ocarina) of an atypical cut from our 'Oojimaflips' album. Video directed by Rachael Field, 2008.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:20:00 GMT

Artists n Reticents

Barnsley-born future art stars Boyle & Shaw have joined forces with London's own wizard-of-the-bristle Harry 'The Legend' Pye to produce a suite of paintings inspired by the songs on 'Bad Line', t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:34:00 GMT

New cd news

And then there were three... again. The four-piece Reticents line-up lasted for precisely a quarter of the OOJIMAFLIPS record. Bass-free, we spent the winter of 2007-8 holed up in our airtight rehears...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:26:00 GMT

New Reticents Video

Painter/film-maker Rachael Field dabbled with the pop promo fandango this summer, setting sundry photo-and-paint collages to music, using a 2006 Reticents track 'This Town Is Nowhere'. Entered in the ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:10:00 GMT

Update: The State We’re In

Following the not-entirely-unexpected sodding-off of bass playist Dave Toynton, the remaining Reticents have regrouped and begun getting on with their next set of choonz. Andy Thomson has taken on bas...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:31:00 GMT

news on the departure of our beloved bass player dave

Upon completion of the OOJIMAFLIPS album in early September 2007, Reticents bass basher Dave Toynton celebrated in his own unique fashion by quitting the group. Dave in many ways was the most reticen...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:51:00 GMT

Oojimaflips By Reticents

"WHAT'S GONE AND WHAT BELONGS 'OOJIMAFLIPS' BY RETICENTS What struck me initially on seeing the Reticents CD in amongst the other releases on the racks of Sister Ray in Soho's Berwick Street was the h...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:12:00 GMT

Name: Reticents

WHAT'S IN A NAME? Another pub in another street on another afternoon of another September; 2005's September, actually. Andy Thomson and Paul Hamilton are getting outside of a few pints whilst discussi...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:34:00 GMT