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Zak

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About Me


"When I play paintball it feels like for once I get to forget about all the other shit and problems in life. It's worth everything, the money, people thinking what the fuck is wrong with me. Because whenever I play I don't have to worry about any shit, I just play my game and let the adrenaline pump through my body. Paintball is my heaven on earth, my serenity, it's my moment away from all the problems. This is why I fucking paintball."
"10 seconds Your team is all around you. Youd trust these people with your life. 9 seconds Your marker is in your hands; you control it. It won't laugh at you, won't look down on you. 8 seconds Pods are filled, hoppers loaded. 7 seconds Youhe focused. There is nothing else but now. The world outside of the field seems to dissolve. 6 seconds You know where everyone is going, you know where you are going; you and your team are connected, are one. 5 seconds You can't do this alone, everyone is in it for everyone else. There is no hero, only heroes. 4 seconds Your heart starts pounding, you dig your cleats into the dirt and lower your head... 3 seconds This is what its all about. This is what you live for, breathe for. 2 seconds Every waking moment is spent anticipating what is about to come... 1 second No turning back. With all your heart and soul you play, like nothing else matters. This is no sport. This is no sinking a ball into a hole in the ground, or tackling another player. This is a way of life. This is about an inner challenge. To work together, relying on yourself and your teammates. Without one another you are nothing. There is no victory with out the team. You see your opponent down field. You both have the same goal, the same respect for each other. A split second means the difference between staying around another few crucial minutes to strengthen your team or getting out, weakening the team. Use your head. This is not something for the slow-witted. Anyone can play. Anyone with heart, dedication, determination, bravery, focus, and intent. This is what we live for. This is our passion. Our way of life. When we work, every single dime we can spare goes toward our chosen way of life. Every dime brings us closer to another chance to go out and live. To play. To simply be whom we are. Go ahead. Call me obsessed. My obsession reaches farther than you can imagine. This is my lifeblood. I eat, sleep, and breathe for a chance to play one more day. This is beyond obsession. This is who I am. My passion, my life. Our obsession, Our love. I am a Paintballer. We are a team. Paintball is our FUCKING life."
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OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that."
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will laugh at you when you get bunkered.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will go bunker the shit out of the person who just bunkered you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will think your gay if you have to sleep in the same bed with them at a tournament.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will think of how much money they are saving by putting 10 people in 1 room for 3 nights.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ask for a ride.
PAINTBALL FRIENDS: Will just take your car and bring it back later.
Guitar, Paintball, Freerunning, Computers, and weightlifting pretty much dominate my life...
Challenge me in Battlefield2 or Halo2 on X-Box live some time. Gamertag = Assailant Moon
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as heavy metal. keep up the good work

heavy metal


80%

hard rock


80%

vintage rock


53%

soft metal


27%

emo


7%
what music steriotype are you
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FUCK CONFORMITY, FUCK QUIZZES, FUCK SURVEYS.
Pro paintball... it's my fucking dream, and I'll do anything to achieve it.
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
(Imagine all the people sharing all the world)
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Imagine - The beatles (and APC)

My Interests

PAINTBALL, guitar, computers, le parkour, and weightlifting
Guns:
What gun do you use/own? Black w/ Gold Alien Remains
What loader(s) do you use/own? Red ReloaderB
What tank do you use/own? System-X 68/3000
Equiptment:
What headgear if any do you use i.e. Headband, hat, beanie etc? HKarmy headband, MWAG headband, pbfashion sandana
What mask do you use? Proflex
What Jersey do you use? 03 Baltimore Trauma XBrawl jersey
What Pants do you use? XSV pants
What Gloves do you use? Dye c6
What padding do you use? Eclipse elbow pads, dye knee pads
What shoes do you use? Adidas Predators
What Pack/Harness do you use? NXe 3+4 Avalanche Elevation pack
Other equiptment n/a
Miscellaneous
What was your first gun? Trilogy Pro
What was the first field you played at? Airsports
What fields do you currently play at? Airsports, Camelot, Providence, Fox4, Playboyz, APE
What paint do you use? Preferably All Star
What team do you play for if any? ASF
What is your favorite format of paintball? (3 man, 5 man, 7 man, 10 man, x-ball, scenario, recaball) Stuck between 7 man and XBrawl
What is your favorite professional team? Joy Division
What is your favorite professional player? Maximus Lundquvist
What is your favorite paintball magazine? PB2X
Do you think paintball should be in the X-Games? Nope
Why? Team sport. X-Games events are singular events that are judged.
Do you think paintball should be in the Olympics? No
Why? Too much hassle to make it worth it
What is your favorite aspect about paintball? Just the game itself
Why? Helps me forget about everything and just have a good time with friends

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I'd like to meet:

Every member of every band in my favorites, Steve Vai, Robert Plant, Jimmy Paige, Angus Young, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Joe Satriani, Lucian Blackburn, Thomas Taylor, Chris LaSoya Others i'll add later

Music:

The Acacia Strain, Heaven Shall Burn, The Black Dahlia Murder, Our Darkest Day, CARCASS, Iron Maiden, Beyond the Embrace, SOAD, Metallica, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Dimmu Borgir, Within the Ruins, Dead by Wednesday, Napalm Death, Celldweller, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Dj? ACuCraCk, A Perfect Circle, Chimera, Marilyn Manson, GWAR!!!!, Trivium, Job For A Cowboy, Napalm Death, Chiamera, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, Job For a Cowboy, G.T.R., Scar Symmetry, Children of Bodom, Nightwish, Soilwork, Peter Frampton, some of the Beatles, THREE DAYS GRACE, ZZ TOP...(everything in caps is my absolute favourite)

Movies:

Anchorman, Dodgeball, Spaceballs, Chocolat, Kill bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, The Matrix Trilogy, S.W.A.T., Dawn of the Dead (new and old), Land of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Breakfast Club, Get Shorty, Finding Neverland, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, The Hills Have Eyes, Saw 1 and 2, SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Television:

I love the... (90's, 80's, 70's), Headbangers Ball, M*A*S*H, The Three Stooges, Formula D, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Scare Tactics

Books:

The halo series, splinter cell, patriot games, anything by clancy or benchley

Heroes:

Casey, Grace, Sam, T77 (Thomas "Troll" Taylor #77), Lucian Blackburn, Kate, Liam, My mom, My uncles, My grandfather, My dad...

My Blog

Scene kids blow

The Typical Scene Boy: Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like ...
Posted by Zak on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

12 Reasons To Date A Paintballer

12 Reasons why to date a  paintballer:1. We dont mind getting down and dirty2. We always wear protection3. We have at least 12" barrels4. We don't mind spending alot of money at one place5. We ha...
Posted by Zak on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:58:00 PST

I am a paintballer

With all your heart and soul you play, like nothing else matters. This is no sport. This is no sinking a ball into a hole in the ground, or tackling another player. This is a way of life. This is abou...
Posted by Zak on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:00:00 PST