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matt-tard goes to hell: the final friday

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About Me

I'm matt.

I love music of all kinds. I feed ducks. I drink way too much coffee and beer, they make life in general a bit more tolerable. I watch horror movies and porno. I am a Gentleman and a Scholar. I'm awesome. Nobody reads these things.
From time to time I am lead vocalist in DIRTY ALLEYS (dirtyminds) and I start new bands every week or 2, but none of them ever go past the first practice or the naming of the band..... MyGen Profile Generator

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Your mother.

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I wish-

I wish I did better at math and science in high school, because by now I would have invented heated socks. They would be battery powered or something like that, maybe charged in the wall like a phone?...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Finally, something cool happens.

Me and carl stopped by the apartment we're looking into getting, it's pretty sweet, way better than everyone made it out to be...We're moving in next week, provided tony painter fixes it up in time. A...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:14:00 GMT

2008-

Sucked.Fuck off and get out of my life 2008.Hopefully this year will be less disappointing than the past three.That is all.p.s.Rocket redux is the only rocket from the tombs album wirth buying or down...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:13:00 GMT

well goddamn, fuck this bullshit

every other day I have another fuckin friend I realize I can't trust, i'm tired of this shady goddamn bullshit townfor years i've taken pride in being a good, honest, trustworthy guyall I get is fucke...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:09:00 GMT

I miss the old days

I wanna be 17 with no job and a bunch of money/booze/drugs/good shows in columbus every day again.......That was pretty cool.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:09:00 GMT

bacon vodka

it might sound horrible, but I tried it tonight, it's really good, look up the recipe. it's greatp.s.whoever missed the locusta/dirty alleys/shitspitter show earlier tonight should have been thereall ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:25:00 GMT

sorry everyone

But keep your own eyebrows, drawn on ones look dumb, and make you look permanently surprised, or mad, or stupid.   Every time I see a hot broad with drawn on eyebrows I die a little inside. &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:19:00 GMT

jesus christ

Why the hell is everyone I know getting married and having babies?   QUIT IT     On the bright side: Wendy O. Williams is still a badass.   &...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:06:00 GMT

the (cr)akron adventure

So friday night I decided to go to cleveland with some kids to see gbh not big on the street punk thing but whole wheat bread opened drank the whole way there got there half way into the gbh set diddn...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:18:00 GMT

download some stuff

http://outsidemyscene.blogspot.com/ thats my friend daves music blog good stuff even though he hasn't put up and old skull for me yet!
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:39:00 GMT