_PaPi_

"Dufus" - an incompetent and stupid, though well meaning person...also known as YOU!
I don't know how to say it...but I guess I'm just a confusing person (some people might say hypocrite). I like to be active and in shape, but...I love to eat and sleep. I like to read and learn, but...I spend more time watching TV and laughing. I like to be clean and organized, BUT...my room, desk at work, and my car interior...MESSY! I like to be around people and listen to what they have to say, but...(if you know me well) I seek solitude most of the time (try calling my phone).
Despite all of that, I really enjoy hearing words of wisdom, soaking it all in, then handing it off to someone who might be in need of it. Here's a short list for all of you who might need it:
Perserverence and Motivation "If you aint FIRST, youre LAST" - Ricky Bobby
Honesty "You two are very pretty...not so much her" - Borat
Diversity "Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civl War" - Ron Burgundy
Emotions "You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains...well I think we only use 10% of our hearts" - John Beckwith (Wedding Crashers)
Confidence "Yeaahh, I'm probably the best that I know of" - Napoleon Dynamite