sleep, eat, drink, sleep, Simpsons, drink, tv, Simpsons, drink, drink....sleep
Jessica Alba (assuming the allegations arent true)!! Or someone not annoying who is willing to support my drug, drinking and gambling addictions. Failing to find that i would be willing to settle for a hot stripper.
Id also like to meet any Girl Scouts....For the cookies! I love Samoas.
I suppose I am also open to meeting people who are fairly cool, have minimal psychopathic tendencies and possess a sense of humor that is every bit as twisted and sadistic as my own. And the answer is YES! I am more than capable of holding a serious discussion when so inclined. Like an onion AND a Ogre I have many layers.
Every kind except for that which you like
Grand Theft Anal; The Sopornos; The Sperminator; American Booty; Itty Bitty Bang Bang (midget porn)
Les Simpsiones; The Peter and Stewie Griffin show; Iron Chef; GI Joe; When Animals Attack
I personally blame MTV for the downfall of Western Civilization. And the only reality television youll ever catch me watching is sports and news.
On a serious note the Evolution of Cooperation by Robert Axelrod. Yes it is an academic book on game theory but one even laymen can understand. It is the only book I feel that EVERY self-aware, intelligent individual MUST READ!
New addition: The Man Who Would Be King by Ben Macintyre. The TRUE story of the first and last American to ever be king. He was king of a province in Afghanistan back in the 1800's when no American had even heard of the country. Rudyard Kipling actually based his famous fictional short story on the life of this AMAZING man who historians have only really discovered in the past ten years. Cant recommend it highly enough.
Homer J. Simpson is unquestionably the greatest character in literary and television history. This is not just my opinion, but is also the conclusion reached from countless empirical studies that have quantifiably shown Homer to be a greater character than anything Shakespeare could have dreamt up. After all, is not Homer Simpson the classical Tragic Hero?
Operating through his own devices he alternates between passively disengaging and actively raging against the tyranny and oppression of a mad world, seeking comfort in that which can be known, understood, and simplified (i.e. food, sleep, tv, Marge, Beer). Only, in such a chaotic and increasingly interconnected world fraught with paradoxes, there exists no place for a simple man seeking to assert his own being. He is told when to rise, when to sleep, when to eat, only to rebel by abandoning all conventional norms and falling victim to his own sloth. However, as it is for all Tragic Heroes, Homer can not be blamed for his actions alone. It was fate that damned him to an eternity of failure. It was fate that forced obesity and ignorance upon him. And it will be fate that blesses us with endless re-runs. After all, it is only those who dare to be great that the Gods conspire against and aim to destroy! Thats why I suspect that I will be dead within 10 years...(Had I been an english major I could have made this my senior thesis)