you! the guy who invented boxers...they feel great while still not keeping your battlepants gallactica too restricted. i'd also really like to meet john frusciante and mike patton. i would also say randy rhoads and dimebag darrell but unless i die and go to heaven anytime soon i don't see that happening. oh yeah, and i've had a thing for kathy ireland forever, so i feel i need to tap that ass before she gets too old. Anybody with an open mind.