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Thank You...Thank You, for visiting My MySpace....always looking for new stuff to add so come back and see whats new.Im a single father of two kids, Breona pronouced Bre-on-A LeAnn, who is now 10 and Tony Joe II is now 8. Its just us and our Pets. A rat-terrior mixed (i think?) named Buddy, a chew monster....thinking about changing his name to Bully. Then there is Nin-Na-Vah our Cat, and I'm allergic to cats, well in confined spaces I am, their dandriff causes my lungs to cease....basicly an asmtha attack. Then there is "9er" an Alpha-Beta, some call them the Fighting Fish. And finally my favorite pet(s) my two rats.......yes I like rats, but not the gray ugly ones but the cute pink nosed lab rats that you can teach tricks, their names our Rocky and Bullwinkle.
I Work for Wright Packaging, where I'm a machine operator, opearating a machine that makes shopping bags. Its pretty simple job, push a button, flip a switch, check this check that. The Machine does all the work. I work the 3rd shift Monday - Thursday 9pm to 7am. Every other weekend, which just happens to be my pay weekends, the kids visit the Mom for the weekend, which Is a perfect time for me to take you out to eat, to the zoo, catch a movie, or whatever, just aslong as we are doing somethimg together. I think this explains alot!!How true are these words. Life is too short, and If your not with the one you love....then love the one your with (Great Song). When I sit back and trail on thoughts like this it reminds me of the "golden rule" do onto others as you would wish upon yourself. Everyone of us CAN get along (all we need is a bong...lol) No seriously......don't we all want world peace...and for those who don't, well then, I thought that line of thought was kinda known as treason....treason to humanity. Im big into Star Trek because in their world everyone is looking out for everyone else, Doctors are doctors because they want to help the sick, Teachers are teachers because the world needs an educated society, (let me qoute...An educated society, makes educated decisions), Contrustion Workers are builders because they like to build things. The world is sick with money....greed....one of the deadly sins, yes? hmmmm I think about it and it makes me sad, to think that there is a good possiblity that mankind won't make it becuace of this simple emotion. Look at Traffic.....how many times have you seen people just staring off into space while driving like theres no care in the world...Im a true believer of the idea that there is no such thing as an "accident: noun an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occured" If you are paying attention and are educated with some common sence...how can something go wrong....sorry for example...Im a machine operator, If I'm not paying attention and slip just one time....I could lose a finger...why is it that some people forget that if you dont pay attention you will get you finger smashed....how could you do that...thats not an "accident" that carelessness...and thats not a accident.....How can we be trusted to save the world when we don't care whats going on around us....hmmmmm
We are at WAR.....a war against terriorts.....wow I think....terriorts....these crazy people obviously don't care about their own lives....how are you ever gonna win a war with that kinda thinking....As Humans we should never give up on what it means to be "human"....to care...to reachout and help....to learn and grow.....how do you fight a war thinking like that.....One that needs to be fought for sure....our kids, our grandkids are all in jeopardy because they don't care....period. hmmmmmmWow I just realized that It 5am, didnt mean to rant that long.....Here next is my pile of Surveys......I used to work for a Survey company from 1996-1999, Milward Brown, we did surveys on almost everything....dog food, cat food, pizza, cheese, credit cards, mail service,.....soap.....crazy subjects.....Iv been on the phone with lots of people who just go on and on about there pets...this that....20 to 30 minutes....Crazy....but anyways....I didnt mind doing it becuase there was alot of free time... (I used mine to study chess openings.....for 2 years straight....and still wow....challenging game...ever wanna play me...if at all possible I WILL NOT SAY NO.....when I get old Im gonna grow a wizards beard and retire as a chess wizard......dont i wish)....So hope some of these tell you want you want to know about me and hopfully one of you is my dream girl....hit me back
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: thejedismurf
Date of Birth: Sunday, April 21st, 1974 at 7:10 am local time (X04211974.0710)
Birthplace: Davenport, Iowa
Current Location: Davenport
Eye Color: Light Blue
Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
Height: 5'8"
Heritage: Irish-German
Piercings: 2- Left Ear & Tongue
Tattoos: no...but want one really bad
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Madonna
Song: Imagine by John Lennon
Movie: 300
Disney Movie: Toy Story
TV show: Smallville
Color: Red & Black
Food: Italian
Pizza topping: Taco!!!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Butterscoch
Drink (alcoholic): Budweiser
Soda: Mountain Dew
Store: Mal-Mart
Clothing Brand: brand....like i can afford one....nike i quess
Shoe Brand: i have no idea
Season: Summer
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: Christams and in a close 2nd Halloween
Flower: Roses
Make-Up Item: ???? dude...im a dude
Board game: Chess
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Thunderstorming, gotta be flashy and load
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruits
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: to get ahead
Most missed memory: my brother, my dad, and my son
Best physical feature: my butt.....oh yeah....been told lots of times
First thought waking up: Doy....whatever.....same shit different day
Hypothetical personality disorder: ?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none....cant you be real
Sesame street alter ego: Ernie
Fairytale alter ego: hmmmmmm
Most stupid remark: doy
Worst crime: bullshit charge.....4th degree theft
Greatest ambition: To be world famous
Greatest fear: no knowing if this is just one big joke of an existance
Darkest secret: now now.....it would be a secret anymore would it....iv got some thou
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: cant seem to think of any of them as being strange
Worst habit: smoking
Do You:
Smoke: trying to quit though
Drink: not that often enough.....lightweight
Curse: more then i should
Shower daily: if not i WILL tomorrow
Like thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Dance in the rain: of course....why not
Sing: badly.....but i try
Play an instrument: very little....piano, guitar
Get along with your parents: YES love them very much
Wish on stars: i do......but i know nothing will ever come of it
Believe in fate: YES.....its unavoidable
Believe in love at first sight: oh yes
Can You:
Drive: oh my god......i cant stand those who cant
Sew: a little....its not rocket science
Cook: have too...im a single father of two
Speak another language: not really
Dance: i can
Sing: as above....badly.....but i try
Touch your nose with your tongue: damn......no
Whistle: of course.....but notice its harder now that my tongue is pierced
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes....lots of times
Been Stoned/High: yes.....oh yeah....the good old days
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: thought i was
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: of course
Stolen something: yes.....sad
Cried yourself to sleep: too many times
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? not paying attention
Are you right or left handed? right handed, left eye (left trigger finger)
What is your bedtime? 8:30 am sometimes 10:30 but no later then 11 am
Name three things you can't live without: ok crazy question (you die if you did have your health) my kids, my family & cant think of anything else
What is the color of your room? ugly pale white
Do you have any siblings? im the oldest, 3 younger brothers (1 died) & 1 sister
Do you have any pets? a dog, a cat, a fish and two rats
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? for a million??? wow....thats alot of money......im i GOING to get away with it? then yes!!
What is you middle name? Joe
What are you nicknames? TJ....aka....Tony Joe...or.....The Jedi
Are you for or against gay marriage? doesnt matter.....love who you want but I'm straight
What are your thoughts ..ion? ITS MURDER
Do you have a crush on anyone? what kinda crush?......yeah.....shes cute....she cute.....and shes way cute
Are you afraid of the dark? NO!!!!...whats there to be afraid of
How do you want to die? duh? peacfully?
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? maybe 4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? in a heartbeat
What is the last law you’ve broken? driving without a license
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Red but doesnt really matter
Eye color: Blue....but once again not that important
Height i do like them a bit shorter then me
Weight a few extra pounds is ok.....but sex will be limited
Most important physical feature: physical?......thats tough.....dont reallly care i guess
Biggest turn-off selfishness
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75 Random Questions:
Random
Do you have any pets? already answered this one
What color shirt are you wearing? a red sweater
Name three things that are physically close to you: my kids, my brother, my work
What is the last book you read? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Are you or were you a good student? at certain subjects
What's your favorite sport? Football.....huge 49er fan
Do you enjoy sleeping late? sometimes
What's the weather like right now? cold....very cold
Who tells the best jokes? a comedian?
What was the last thing you dreamed about? dont dream that often to remember them
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? been crashed into once
Do you believe in karma? yes....yes indeed
Do you believe in luck? yes.....a little
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what? music, anything 49er, alien figurines
Are you proud of yourself? i have my moments
Are you reliable? yes.....i try to be anyways.....and im 8 out of 10 times
Have you ever given money to a bum? yes
What's your favorite food? Italian
Have you ever had a secret admirer? i dont think so
Do you like the smell of gasoline? who does?
Do like to draw? yes....and im quite good
What's your favorite invention? the wheel
Is your room messy? a little....but i can clean it all in less then 5 minutes
What do you like better: oranges or apples? apples
Do you give in easily? yes
Are you a good guesser? hmmmm.....if the clues are right
Can you read other people's expressions? yes....cant we all
Are you a bully? no.....totally opposite
Do you have a job? yes...but laid off right now
What time did you wake up this morning? morning for me is 3pm
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? a bowl of Cinnamon Life....hmmhmmm good
When was the last time you showered? i dont have a shower....but last week i went to my brother and used his
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? hmmmm Wednesday........probably same thing i did today....nothing
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Friday.....first night off for the week and its a 3 day weekend
Do you have any nicknames? Tony the Tiger......TJ.....The Jedi
Have you ever been scuba diving? nope
What's your least favorite color? white
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? yes unfortanatly....my ex.....doy
Would you ever go skydiving? nope
What toothpaste do you use? crest
Do you enjoy challenges? very much so
What's the worst injury you have had? sorry....not stupid enough to hurt myself......i pay attention to the world around me
What's the last movie you saw? Enchanted...in the Theatre......Jessie James....just a few hours ago
What do you want to know about the future? does mankind make it
What does your last text message say? dude....didnt get my check today...can i bum 5 bucks
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? my mom
What's your favorite school subject? Mathematics
What's your least favorite school subject? English
Would you rather have money or love? love.....i hate money
What is your dream vacation? i guess i always wanted to go to Disney Land
What is your favorite animal? Spiders
Do you miss anyone right now? yes....my dad, my brother (RIP), and my oldest son
What's the last sporting event you watched? THE SUPERBOWL
Do you need to do laundry? no....its all done for the day
Do you listen to the radio? when im driving......otherwise no
Where were you when 9/11 happened? at home....still asleep....woke up.....unbelievable.....still in shock
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? piss and moan........like great....things can get worse
Have you ever caught a butterfly? oh yeah......not in a loooong time....since i was a kid
What color are your bed sheets? light blue
What's your ringtone? have several.....everyone has their own song....my phone can do that
Who was the last person to make you laugh? my brother
Do you have any obsessions right now? no cant say that i do
Do you like things that glow in the dark? yes....there cool
What's your favorite fruity scent? strawberries
Do you watch cartoons? yes.....sometimes.....not as much as i did when i was a kid
Have you ever sat on a roof? yes....to watch the firework in Omaha.....wow....amazing
Have you ever been to a different country? Mexico
Name three things in the world you dislike: Hate....greed.....Stupidity
Name three people in the world you dislike: OJ......Micheal Jackson.......and Osama
Has a rumor even been spread about you? not any bad ones
Do you like sushi? never tried it......so i dont know
Do you believe in magic? duh????? NO......its just a trick
Do you hold grudges? depends
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Favorite:
All About Favorites!
Favorite Color? Red or Black
Favorite Food? Italian
Favorite #? 16
Favorite Saying? "There are two ways to view the world...as you may wish it to be or how it really is"
Favorite Drink? Strawberry Magarita
Favorite Soda? Mountain Dew
Favorite Animal? Spiders
Favorite Nascar Driver? Jeff Gordon
Favorite Song? Imagine by John Lennon
Favorite hottest famous guy? ?
Favorite hottest famous girl? Madonna
Favorite Flower? Rose
Favorite Movie? 300
Favorite Cartoon Character? Papa Smurf
Favorite Cartoon Movie? The Simpsons.....wow...just seen it the other day.....crazy
Favorite Makeup Item? ?
Favorite Comedian? Jim Carrey
Favorite Cars? Mustang
Favorite Hair Color On Guys? ?
Favorite Hair Color On Girls? Red or Blonde
Favorite Eye Color? Blue?
Favorite Ice-Cream Flavor? Butterscoch
Favorite Scents? Strawberries
Favorite Cereal? Frosted Flakes.......Tony's Frosted Flakes
Favorite Chips? Doritoes
Favorite Pizza? Taco
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage? Strawberry Margarita
Favorite Pizza Place? Harris
Favorite Fast Food Place? McDs
Favorite Veggie? Corn
Favorite Fruit? Pineapple
Favorite Cookie? Butterscotch or Sugar Cookies
Favorite Season? Summer
Favorite Holiday? Christams and in a close 2nd Halloween
Favorite People? Honest ones?
Least Favorite People? Scammers
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Mountain Dew
Beverage (alc) ? Budweiser
Color ? Red or Black
Food ? Italian
Item of clothing ? hmmmm.......none?!?
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? how about you tell me?
Quality in a guy/girl ? personility
Phrase ? God is Science.....understanding Science is understanding the mind of God
Song ? Imagine by John Lennon
Musical Artist/Band ? Madonna
Sport ? Football....Go 49ers!!!
Movie ? 300
TV Show ? Smallville
Radio Station ? Bob and Tom
Type of Chocolate ? Milk
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? 5 of them, dog, cat, fish, and two rats
Smoke ? yes....but really trying to quit
Drink ? no a big drinker.......very light-weighted
Have any piercings ? 2.....left ear and tongue
Have any tatoos ? no but want one
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend I have before but i was 16 then
Had sex ? only about 1000 times
Gone streaking ? yes i have....as a dare....in the middle of winter noless
Gone skinny dipping ? yes....when i was 17
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? Rock Island?
Had stitches ? yes....2 in the same spot....when i was 2 and then again at 12
Broken any bones ? nope.....chiped one.....could walk for 2 weeks
Been stabbed/shot ? stabbled yes shot no.....my brother give me a fork tatoo
Slept until after 12:00 ? dont even go to bed untill 8:30 am
Stayed up all night ? yes....I work 3rd shift
Danced like a whore ? cant say that i have
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no......would never do that
Turned down a dare ? of course.....im not stupid
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? they would all say me
Is the prettiest ? hmmmm not to hurt any feelings but if i had to choose.....Sandra
Is the most handsom ? like i really judge guys......sorry
Is the loudest ? cant say that any of them are loud
Is the craziest ? my cousin Gordy.....someone you dont want to piss off
Is the most shy ? they would all say me again
Is the most loving ? all of them really
Is the most understanding ? my mom
Is the most boring ? now come on.....like i would have boring friends
Is the richest ? dont have any rich friends
Is the most athletic ? Gordy
Is the most cocky ? Rick
Is the biggest sex icon ? my brother joey
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Brady
Do you look up to the most ? Chaz....atleast latly
Do you tell everything to ? my brother
Has the best clothes ? Gordy
Has the best house ? Noah
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? hmmmm.....i dont think so
Kiss someone of the same sex ? NO NEVER
Cheat on someone you love ? what are you mad? why would i if im in "love"
Run away from home ? if i could i would......but i love my kids to much
Lie to your parents ? no never had to.....they always let me do what i wanted in reason
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Iv had to becuae didnt want to start and agrument......im sure we've all done thatinput type='hidden' name='question64' value='Lie+to+your+boyfriend%2Fgirlf
