King Kaiow (The IRS)

A founding member of The IRS, King Kaiow is fucking amazing, seriously! If there is one person that you choose as your hero, he's the one. At the age of 2 he wrote his first book andby 3 he had made a studio out of various Fisher price my first casette players and instruments. At 7 he could run 100m in 8 seconds and could bench press 200kg with one arm.King Kaiow built a kingdom with his bare hands, using human skulls as bricks.King Kaiow's number is the only number in your mum's phone book......King Kaiow doesn't write rhymes, he screw faces the dictionary until it writes one for him.......When King Kaiow does a press up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down........King Kaiow is so dyamn fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head........your girl says King Kaiow's name in the mirror 3 times every morning, hoping that he'll appear behind her.......king kaiow doesn't battle rappers, he tells them they're shit and they agree and run away......Disclaimer: Everything said above is by no means based on actual fact. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !