Celebrity Love Crisis

We have influences, we try not to be too constrained by that. We're based in York, we'll play anywhere.
Celebrity love is fast becoming the worlds most meaningless commodity, we want to bask in the infinite splendor and entertainment produced by our beloved super stars. They keep us busy, minds racing, hearts pounding. The lives of the rich and famous inject a sting of vitality into our comparably mind numbingly drudgerous lifestyles. Never shall we know the pleasure of numerous annulments, crown court divorce cases, out of court settlements reaching seemingly fictional sums of $, the pleasure of reading about your failed marriage over breakfast at Claridges. The woe, to be waylaid from such moorish activities. But there is hope! Heat, Now, New, Look, Closer, Hello! Hope comes in paper form, we provide the soundtrack.
We love it when you love.
Contact outside of Myspace & Bookings & Love: [email protected]
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Below are the buttons that you press to buy our shiny EP. The tracks are above yer head so have a fucking listen kids. Then buy it. Yeah! Limited to 100 copies on 3" mini cd with awesome as fuck artwork. You'd have to be dickhead not to buy it.
UK - £4.00 (Including First Class Postage)
Europe - £5.00 (Including Air Mail Postage)
Rest of the World - £5.50 (Including Air Mail Postage)
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:::: National Grid High Voltage Research Project (RIP) with members of CLC doing progtastic shit for you to buy::::
(UK) CD £6.00 - Including first class postage
(Europe) CD £7.00 - Including standard airmail postage
(Rest Of World) CD £8.00 - Including standard airmail postage
If you don't have PayPal but still want a copy of this National Grid High Voltage Research Project CD then email us here: [email protected] and we'll sort you out a copy.
Alternatively you could always save on postage and all that guff and come see us play...grab Nick or Nath and they'll no doubt have a copy. Wow proging Fuck!
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Analysis of Bison Kills album 'Vantage' is out now on Sound Devastation Records !
Matt and Nath created this band in their earlier years and have now released this awesome CD. 'Vantage' delivers over half an hour of multifaceted heavy music, taking in everything from raging sludge rock to hypnotic clean atmospherics.
You can listen to the new tracks up on our Myspace AND BUY BUY BUY NOW!
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