If you can't say something nice... |
don't say anything at all. That's why I didn't write for two years.I still don't do the myspace thing often, or take it seriously. But there are a few people who I've met while fucking it up on this E...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:36:00 GMT |
Life is good. |
I've got everything I need, and nothing I don't. No false flag homies, no bills to pay. All the frozen pizza and fried chicken I can eat. And then there's every episode of Heroes on DVDr, and a cottag...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box |
I am a reasonable man, get off my case.
I hear a phone in my head sometimes, but I don't answer it. I know who it is, and I don't have what he wants. He is a very scary man, and can suck...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:06:00 GMT |
An Illegal Amount of Fun |
...where every night is ladies night, and everyone leaves without their pants.
Series finale clip shows make me nostalgic and melancholy. It doesn't matter if I ever even watched the show, it's...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:54:00 GMT |
A Parody of a Caricature of a... |
desparate liar's depiction of the assailant was released within hours of the slaying.
Arrests were made almost immediately. Oh, my eager eyes.
IFYS.
So ridiculously exaggerated was the evidence...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:38:00 GMT |
I fucking hate this. |
I just wrote a huge long blog and myspace ate it. I didn't have it saved on HD, for once in my life. I want to die now. Someone set my house on fire and lock me inside.
Fuck everything. Fuck this blog...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
Die die die die die die die |
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
dear god why can't I sleep. I just want to sleep. for like 3 straight days. but I can't even stay asleep an hour.If anyone else out there is an insomniac, let me know ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:39:00 GMT |
Country-Western Music |
is really cool. Just a thought.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:22:00 GMT |
Fuck Mel Gibson, Israel, and Tiger Woods. |
Fuck Mel Gibson, for blaming the Jews for his being a douchebag. If you hadn't heard, Mel Gibson was arrested on a DUI. You're saying, "What's so special? Almost every middle ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:20:00 GMT |
Apparently losers are an endangered species. |
So when you kill me for your prize (see last installment), make sure the EPA isn't looking.
Someone should call me and make me an offer to go out of town with them for 3-5 day...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:48:00 GMT |
