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About Me

"The cupcakes are 50 cents each -- we're trying to pay off the cable bill. Eventually affording Tivo is our goal." "It's better to be fugly then hott and sticky." "Whhat??" "I think I probably have to join a group or committee, like maybe a gay book club or AA." "My insides feel all jumbled." "When will I roll a 6 and walk foward on the board!?!?!" "I got my palm read at Hooters." "...are those broads starin' at me!?" "It's like trying to catch Bigfoot on camera!" "Make it wet for 99 cents?" "I'm so Brian, I'm so Brian etc..." "...and on the 8th day, God said "Let there be Drag Queens!" "Hayley says it's just a phase -- BUT BRAIN DAMAGE IS NOT A PHASE!!" "Fianza: like, a cross between a fiesta and a bonanza." "Jake is Lord!!!!" "Praise be to Jake!" "HALELUJAKE!!" "You're hyper; you got hustle... You on drugs??" "Do YOU Absolu?" "Oh absolutely! Thrice daily!" "P-p-p-p-puuuuuffy." "The idea of the day is: PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY ... get a clue!" "...wtf?!?" "Mmmm, that is one sexy turkey leg." "Quarterbackhhhh." "It's like Mr.Toad's wild ride!!!" "I want to dip your toes in mayonaise or something like that..." "ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED!" ♥<3333333333333333333
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will challenge me and my opinions. Someone who will always listen. Someone who will expand my mind. Someone who doesn't annoy me. Someone who knows when it's time to be polite and when it's time to get vulgar. Someone who can make me laugh until I cry. Someone who loves new experiences. Someone who appreciates the theatre. Someone who truly sees me. Someone who would rather hear the truth. Someone with goals and aspirations. Someone who loves affection. Someone who demands respect. Someone with a good heart.

My Blog

Advice to a Friend

Please allow my sage advice To more than drift through your mind Help me to help you open your eyes Help yourself not to be blind   Think of the hearts you will break everyday And how things will...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:39:00 GMT

SHOUT OUTZ!!!!

...it's time to blog again.  I don't know about what, but here we goooooo!!!! EVAN BOOMER is one of my new favorite people officially.  Yes, it's true we are BJ QUEENZ and we do wear CO...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:54:00 GMT

a POEM dedicated to MiCHELE HOWARD

THROUGH THICK AND THINby Garret Hummel-Esparza   and she has this wayso she gets out of trouble because he submitshe decides to call his argument quits but even though he concedes defeatif not al...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:52:00 GMT

Love is a Beautiful Bitch

Love is life's purpose.  It makes the sun shine a little brighter and it makes all of life's lemons a little sweeter.  With love by our sides, no obstacle is insurmountable. But you can't ru...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 17:25:00 GMT

Mr. Cellophane/You're making me this way!!!!

do you ever feel like your "friends" are ignoring you??call me over analytical, sassypants, or paranoid -- whatever -- i just feel like some people purposely ignore my calls. which normally doesn't bo...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:57:00 GMT

No Longer Deceived (It was all in my mind)

No Longer Deceived (It was all in my mind) I hide I wish I would've looked you in the eye and not allowed myself to be so frozen by the fear of judgment and rejection that I harbor inside But realit...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:28:00 GMT

Granny's Shampoo

GRANNY'S SHAMPOO © 2006a poem by G*Hum   Before I awoke, I dreamed quite a dreamof backseat love with a tranny.When I arose I lubed up and wanked --consequently, I woke up my Granny. Granny ran d...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:59:00 GMT

I've got a fever, and the only cure is...

...dancing in my underwear. Dad is at work. Grandma is out with my aunt. I cannot remember the last time I was alone in this house. Soooooo I am running around the house in my speedo, dancing, shaking...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:00:00 GMT

Wallowing in it...

...self-pity that is. I feel so alone.  I'm sitting here wallowing in self-pity because life is hell. I hate when my grandma gets all crazy.  She's a bitch and I'd like for her to hurry and ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:28:00 GMT

I'm not fired!!!!!!!!!

...but once I become Cartboy extrodinaire I'm quitting hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:31:00 GMT