Advice to a Friend |
Please allow my sage advice
To more than drift through your mind
Help me to help you open your eyes
Help yourself not to be blind
Think of the hearts you will break everyday
And how things will... Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:39:00 GMT |
SHOUT OUTZ!!!! |
...it's time to blog again. I don't know about what, but here we goooooo!!!!
EVAN BOOMER is one of my new favorite people officially. Yes, it's true we are BJ QUEENZ and we do wear CO... Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
a POEM dedicated to MiCHELE HOWARD |
THROUGH THICK AND THINby Garret Hummel-Esparza
and she has this wayso she gets out of trouble because he submitshe decides to call his argument quits
but even though he concedes defeatif not al... Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:52:00 GMT |
Love is a Beautiful Bitch |
Love is life's purpose. It makes the sun shine a little brighter and it makes all of life's lemons a little sweeter. With love by our sides, no obstacle is insurmountable.
But you can't ru... Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 17:25:00 GMT |
Mr. Cellophane/You're making me this way!!!! |
do you ever feel like your "friends" are ignoring you??call me over analytical, sassypants, or paranoid -- whatever -- i just feel like some people purposely ignore my calls.
which normally doesn't bo... Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
No Longer Deceived (It was all in my mind) |
No Longer Deceived (It was all in my mind)
I hide
I wish I would've looked you in the eye
and not allowed myself to be so frozen
by the fear of judgment and rejection that I harbor inside
But realit... Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:28:00 GMT |
Granny's Shampoo |
GRANNY'S SHAMPOO © 2006a poem by G*Hum
Before I awoke, I dreamed quite a dreamof backseat love with a tranny.When I arose I lubed up and wanked --consequently, I woke up my Granny.
Granny ran d... Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:59:00 GMT |
I've got a fever, and the only cure is... |
...dancing in my underwear.
Dad is at work.
Grandma is out with my aunt.
I cannot remember the last time I was alone in this house.
Soooooo I am running around the house in my speedo, dancing, shaking... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:00:00 GMT |
Wallowing in it... |
...self-pity that is.
I feel so alone. I'm sitting here wallowing in self-pity because life is hell.
I hate when my grandma gets all crazy. She's a bitch and I'd like for her to hurry and ... Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:28:00 GMT |
I'm not fired!!!!!!!!! |
...but once I become Cartboy extrodinaire I'm quitting hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:31:00 GMT |