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JOHN CONSTANTINE

About Me

this is constantine, john constantine, asshole. what if i told you there was a wager between good and evil? that there are influences on this earth called half breeds. my job is to deport sorry ass demons and half brees pieces of shit. by doing this i should ensure my retirement. i am trying to buy my way into heaven. what would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you? i like to smoke, a lot. i love my ciggys 3 i have been smoking 30 cigarettes a day since i was 15. dont believe me? shame on you, i have lung cancer, there is your proof. i am working with a reporter named angela to try and save the world. yeh angela, that bitch broke my bath tub. it really pissed me off. i am not here to make friends i am just here to do my job.

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I am hoping to meet up with some demons so i can deport their sorry asses
ABOUT
Name: John Constantine
Birthday: 40 years ago
Birthplace: City of Angels, California
Current Location: above a bowling alley
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: need to be able to use both to work the demon blaster
Your Heritage: i didn't ask to see, i was born with this curse
The Shoes You Wore Today: black ones
Your Weakness: cigarettes
Your Fears: dying before my time. i need an extension
Your Perfect Pizza: i am doing your side some good these days
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kick demon ass even harder
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: this is constantine asshole
Thoughts First Waking Up: whos ass am i gonna have to deport today
Your Best Physical Feature: like i give a shit
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep. alchohol and cigs can do that to you
Your Most Missed Memory: not being here
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: beer
Single or Group Dates: i am lreading you yor last rights
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: so i have heard
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i need to use the chair
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: refer to above question
Do you Shower Daily: not likely
Have you Been in Love: thats really not going to help
Do you want to go to College: i am a suicide
Do you want to get Married: that will onyl makes things worse (if thats at all possible)
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: who wouldn't want a guy who builds his own demon blasters
Are you a Health Freak: i have lung cancer, i smoke, you tell me
Do you get along with your Parents: hell no
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: my demon blaster
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: the only dates i need to know are when i need to kick demon ass
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: like i have the time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i have smoke a pack of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sure why not
In the past month have you been on Stage: what the hell
In the past month have you been Dumped: i need a mirror about 3 inches high
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i forgot how big it was
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeh. picture of a spear
Ever been Drunk: i am right now
Ever been called a Tease: i have been seeeing some unusual soul traffic lately
Ever been Beaten up: i have had my ass handed to me a few times
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: not before my time
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i just want to ensure my entrance
What country would you most like to Visit: how about none
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