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Stimpson

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jared Carrol in a wrestling singlet... on the Forth of July.

Music:

Dropkick Murphys, DBF, the Donnas, Butch Walker, rock music, Move Forward, Thommy Buck & the Smoking Section, DJ Concrete, Tootsensnoot, Ray Guy, Curt Duncan & Dawn

Movies:

Shit Sandwich

Television:

Aarvarks are lurking in my pants: starring Luke Perry (after school special)

Books:

Breath Taking Hiney.... By R. Burgandy

Heroes:

Lew Arrington III's Dad, John "Brute" Force, UncleBill

My Blog

Birdie, Double Birdie, Bogie.....F.U.

Ever wonder why it is tremendously good to play sub-par golf...and those that shoot said golf are looked upon as top drawer athletes & all around great people in general.........but then again in ...
Posted by Stimpson on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:49:00 PST

Lick my nuts

My Father once told me that you have to pay the fiddler if you are going to dance.  I think he may have had some homo-erotic tendencies during this stage in his life, but none the less, he liked ...
Posted by Stimpson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shampoo my Crotch

Ever wonder why most people you meet are dicks?  I do.  Last time I was at the grocery store I happened upon the 10 items or less lane with 11 items.  There was not a single soul i...
Posted by Stimpson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST