I'd like to meet:
Jared Carrol in a wrestling singlet... on the Forth of July.
Music:
Dropkick Murphys, DBF, the Donnas, Butch Walker, rock music, Move Forward, Thommy Buck & the Smoking Section, DJ Concrete, Tootsensnoot, Ray Guy, Curt Duncan & Dawn
Movies:
Shit Sandwich
Television:
Aarvarks are lurking in my pants: starring Luke Perry (after school special)
Books:
Breath Taking Hiney.... By R. Burgandy
Heroes:
Lew Arrington III's Dad, John "Brute" Force, UncleBill