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Andrew [LGBO]

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About Me

Right now im in Iraq. i got here in December 2005, dont leave till December 2006. yeah, this place isnt too bad, good food, good people... except for the people that hurt my friends. those people will die. i have grenades. well, i used to have grenades. they took them away. i still have rocket grenades. those are almost better.Now that you know what thats all about, get to know me quick, i might be gone sooner than later. yeah
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Drew
Birthday: June 12, 1982
Birthplace: Bremerton WA
Current Location: CAMP FLACON IRAQ
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 72 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: umm, norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: white etnies to the shower, combat boots the rest of the day
Your Weakness: fear
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: dont care
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: hey, this place sucks
Your Best Physical Feature: knee
Your Bedtime: i dont have one.
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi. mista gimmie pepsi.. give me a dollar
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king last night
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton i guess
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: every day
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: i guess
Do you want to get Married: not right now
Do you belive in yourself: yes. more than ever
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, cant say i do anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: no, i need a scar too
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: just more booms
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute. no, the greanade launcher
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no... yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: dont care
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not gonna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter, not huge
Best Clothing Style: none. naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a one. well, not kicking some people asses before coming here
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My Interests

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

all sorts, im into a lot of stuff

Movies:

Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Boondock Saints, Rambo, Commando, Animal House, Jet Li movies, Bruce Lee movies, and so on and so on oh yeah.. fear and loathing.

Television:

none

Books:

none

Heroes:

none

My Blog

miles away....

How deep is your love?How deep is the ocean?How deep is the sea?And how deep is my love?How deep is your love?How deep is the ocean?How deep is the sea?And how deep is my love?(chorus)It's miles awayM...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

chuck!

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norri...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

Choke on This

Half smoked cigarettes and you're the trash that infests my sheetscan't make a wife out of a whore, don't want your skin on meAnd you're, you're addicted to the drug of lust Detoxing the cold sweat of...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

in the words of a great man, this is some heavy shit. give it a skim.

I'm sorryThat I was willing to force myselfTo love all the things you love just so we could spend time together.I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sor...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

this place we call IRAQ

ok ok ok. to clear up all the rumors and everything. 3 of our guys are going to be home before us. SGT. Montes, SPC Yarosh, and SPC Loe were all riding in a patrol in Iraq with me, and hit an IED, the...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST

We Are all the stand between the monsters and the weak.

We Are All That Stands Between The Monsters And The Weak: The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry. With microphone cl...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:36:00 PST

me. this is me.

ill add next to things i have done.Civilian life vs Military lifeYour alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.He stays up for days on end.__________________________You take...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:26:00 PST

this is something that was sent to me, because i am this

  i took out the name of the person that sent it, because i dont think she feels this way anymore about me. it happens, people tend to get sick of me fast This is a tribute to My Drew! The nice g...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:20:00 PST

My Aunt was right

It weird. since i have been in combat, more and more people are asking about my health, hoping i stay safe, and wishing i was back home with them. im not saying that some people didnt always wish that...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:11:00 PST

Iraq is a funny place

So, ive been in Iraq for a few weeks, and i must say, its a funny place. we are deployed to the harshest desert and guerilla warfare the military has seen in over 30 years, other than Vietnam, and we ...
Posted by Andrew [LGBO] on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:34:00 PST