I don't like how MySpace requires people to choose their favourite friends. I don't want to do that; I love all my friends. Like some sort of Jesus. Therefore, my Top 4 are all gimmick accounts who aren't real people. That way, there's no inequality.
Public cervix announcement: Just say NO to embedded background music on web pages. (Seriously now. It's not 1996. The novelty is over. Can we go back to our lives now?)
(A CURIOSITY: MySpace says "You may enter HTML/DHTML or CSS in any text field. Javascript is not allowed." How would one do DHTML without JavaScript, exactly?)