I've been held hostage for the last 29 years by a crazy lady. I tied escaping and committing suicide many times over the last 10 years but it didn't pan out.
I finally busted out this year when Crazy took me on vacation. I made a raft and got the hell outta dodge.
Now I've got my own place and lots of women, wine and weed. Life is good.
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