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im the FUNNIEST person i know!!!

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About Me


first of all...
I'm open...but please...if you know youre way too old, or if you're not attractive just DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
*****TO ALL YOU MEN -STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICKS!!!! ITS TASTELESS, CLASSLESS, AND DUMB!!! IF I WANT TO SEE IT, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PULL IT OUT MYSELF!!!!! STOP!!!!*****
"DoinG DrugS AnD GettinG HigH ArE NoT MY TypE...GettinG DrunK AnD LaiD ArE A BetteR ComboNatioN FoR AlL OF US"

check out this link (below) for a good laugh...SOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!
http://www.yonkis.com/media/tomafalsa_peito.wmv
MY SISTERS, MY LITTLE GIRL AND I AT DISNEYLAND ON BUZZ LIGHT YEAR RIDE 2005
superbowl 2006
JULY 4TH my lil princess.....
MY SISTER ANNIE, ME, MY BABY GIRL SIERRA, MY FAVORITE PERSON GRANDMA, SISTER JENNIE, BROTHER IN-LAW PATRICK, HIS WIFE MY SISTER AMY 2006AMY, GRANDMA, SIERRA 2006
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
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CHRISTIN
Cis forCalm
His forHardworking
Ris forRebellious
Iis forInspirational
Sis forSerious
Tis forTender
Iis forIntense
Nis forNeglected What Does Your Name Mean?
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My Interests

Surfing, Dancing, Basketball, Swimming, Cars, Tanning Heehee, Eating, Drinking (Jack And Coke Baby!!), I Love To Party W/ Friends, Going To The Lake With My Friend And Riding On The Jets Skis (U Know Who You Are..heehee), Snowboading, Riding Dirt Bikes And Motorcycles, Tattoos, Piercings, Spiders...

I'd like to meet:

Interesting People That Wont Bore Mee With Lame Conversations That Are Only About Themselves.... People That Know How To Have A Good Time Regardless The Situation!! **Very Important**

You Are 32% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?

What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.

Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale

You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal. The Animal Personality Test

Music:

Punk Rock, Indie, Rock, Reggae, DanceHall, Jazz, BreakBeats, 80's, Hip Hop (Old School), Ska Some Pop, Oldies, Roots, And Everything Else In Between....
YEAH YEAH YEAH'S, THE KILLERS, EMINEM, SNOOP DOGG, TENACIOUS D, GOGO DOLLS, TOOL, THE DOORS....OOOoOOoOOOoooo AND SOOO MANY MORE.....
ACDC

You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Spiderman (All Of Them Old And New), All Adam Sandler Movies, Zoolander, LOVE JACK BLACK, Madagascar, Scareface, Boondock Saints, Snatch, School Of Rock, Finding Nemo, Requiem For A Dream, Lock Stock And Two Smokin Barrels, Usual Suspects, Clerks (All Of Them), Fight Club, The Princess Bride, and many many more...

Television:

I LOVE CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!! Dont Watch To Much Tv But When I Do I Lkie To Watch....The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Becker, Sienfield, Punk'd, So You Think You Can Dance, Family Guy, Ovr'Haulin, My Name Is Earl, Emril Live, Iron Chef (Japan), South Park, And A Few More That I Cant Think Of...

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Heroes:

SPIDERMAN BABY!!!

Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Machine Fox
Your Superpower is Mathematics
Your Weakness is Glitter
Your Weapon is Your Particle Bombs
Your Mode of Transportation is Hot Air Balloon What's your Superhero Name? THIS IS ZACH!! Inspiring Story! Free Hugs Campaign (Music by Sick Puppies)

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My Blog

I NEED A JOB ASAP!!!

IF ANYONE IS HIRING OR KNOWS ANYONE THAT IS HIRING, PLEASE LET ME KNOW....I AM OPEN FOR ANY JOB AND POSITION AVAILABLE THANK YOU  MY RESUME IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST   ...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

WTF!!!! I SWEAR!!!!

MAN I SWEAR EVERYONE ON MYSPACE ARE FREAKIN MODELS....EVEN THE UGLY ONES, FAT ONES, SHORT ONES, WEIRD ONES, ETC..ETC.... I HAVE TO ADMIT SOME ARE PRETTY HOT.....BUT DAMN GIVE ME A BREAK...I HAVE ...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

bored again at home!!!

im hot, bored but yet soooo full...i want to go to the beach but i have no one to go with.....my daughter started "first grade" today.....WOOOHOOO!!!  YIKES   **we were late 5mins thou...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 01:57:00 PST

ATTN WANTED: FRIENDS PLEASE APPLY WITHIN...

ahhhhh!!!! hungry....bored ....and.....SOOOOO NOOOTT TTIIIRRREEDD!!!! this has to be the worst combos together (hungry, bored and when theres only one last thing to do "YOUR NOT TIRED!!") hmmm....I LO...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my car!!!

hey i have a 91' acura integra im selling parts on it (all stock...hahaha its okay though) or the whole car (not drivable at this time) well okay well let me know if you or someone you might...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tattoos anyone??

i am thinking of getting a new tattoo....this well be my 4th one....i already know 2 other ones that i will be getting shortly....but i would like more and more and more until i run out of places to p...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

judge judy!!!

guess what...i might be on judge judy!!! what the hell, right?!?! whos on that sheit!!! haha but there is a slight chance that im not....haha jsutt wanted to share that with you and you and you.......
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

july 14

wowweee it is hot today....man i need a life i have to much time on my hands....haha so much time that i am able sit at my computer at 2:15pm on a weekday and write this BLOG....how sad so very very s...
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hungry

im hungry does anyone know how to cook??
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hot and BORED

blog blog blog
Posted by im the FUNNIEST person i know!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST