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annikerr is my moniker

o you naive lil thing haha lemme tear you to pieces this is me wishin you into the worst situations

About Me

I am a charming skeptic who likes to drink cheap booze and I have a knack for getting bruises everywhere, being a trifle kooky and never cleaning my apartment or washing my car.(May it rest in pieces 1/24/07) I loved the 90s. I smoke Camel Lights. Im a voracious library book nerd because Im too broke to buy them. I actually create fake library accounts to check out more books because i have too many fees. I have a Siamese named Kitty and shes horribly mean to everyone except me and her Daddy. I have 2 jobs and I babysit. I like to write, stories, poetry, anything. I love skaters, going to skate parks, watching skate videos,Jerry Hsu, Ali Boulala, Dustin Dollin, Louie Barletta, it goes on. I dont smoke weed because I dont like it. I do love pills though. I had to drop out of school because physiology is the most retarded-hard class i've ever taken in my life, AND i ran out of money. I LOVE MY BUB. Things were bad, worse and worst and now theyre new again, pheonix reborn. FOUR LOOOOOONG YEARS TOGETHER COME JULY 17. FOUR FUCKING YEARS. CHRIST. ( Now its four years two months. when little interfering twits butt the fuck out. haha) I love San Francisco but I havent been there in like a year(!). Maybe for an anniversary. AHEM. I have 2 little sisters, but only one counts.I still like to color in coloring books. I like knives, especially really wicked looking ones. Sometimes i just really feel like getting into fistfights. Theres always a couple people I wouldnt mind fucking up if they crossed my path. I dont like guns. I like astrology. Im not photogenic. I absolutely love The O.C. even though my friends make fun of me for it. I love beer, sangria, white merlot, vodka and mixed drinks with crazy names, like pierced buttery nipples. I want to live in Berkeley when I grow up. I like girls, too. Sexuality is a very flexible thing, i've found. I want to learn how to skate, but im terrified of fucking up my teeth. I wouldnt even really care if i broke a bone, just not my teeth. I love pomegranates, Japanese ice cream, tofu, soymilk, string cheese and anything chewy and artificially fruit flavored like Gushers or Fruit-by-the-Foots. I truly enjoy having the hiccups and i think because i do i don't get them nearly as often as the average person. I have two tattoos. I have my ears pierced three times each, an industrial, and they're gauged to an 8 i think. I have 2 nose piercings, my tongue, a 'snakebite',i had my nipples done but they closed up when i had to take them out for jail. Im thinking of getting them again soon. My bellybutton is pierced 4 times and i have one more...special one. So 18 in all. I still sleep with my teddy bear that Ive had since I was 3 years old, his name is Benjamin VanDerBear and he has a little smoking jacket just like Hef. I prefer Hustler or Barely Legal to Playboy. I dont really like chocolate. I love me a Tara, a Vanessa, an Amelia, a Candice, a Chezz, and a James too. I want to learn at least five different languages by the time Im grown (Spanish, ASL, Portugese, French, Italian...) I hate feeling stagnant. I hate the winter. I hate people that interfere in my life or get in my way. Oh yeah and everyday of my life I try to be more like Shawn.MyGen Profile GeneratorAMY WINEHOUSE ROCKS MY SOCKS.....bitches. target="_blank"

My Interests

Skating, animals, coloring, READING, writing, hearing new music, tattoos, piercings, traveling, learning, pills, beer, photography,art, singing, going to the gym, shoes, pin-up models,anything from the 50's like rockabilly style, babies, so much other stuff. i know this may make me look boring but when you actually try to sit and think of all the things you're interested in its kind of overwhelming. theres TOO much so i only end up getting the most basic ones out there. .. width="425" height="350" ..why is this hilarious to me?
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I'd like to meet:

Any Suicide Girl, Chuck Palahniuk, Luis Royo, Nicole Ritchie,any of the pro skaters I mentioned above and a lot of others too, P!ATD, any of my favorite authors or bands, anyone who would like to give me money (j/k...no i'm not....yes i am......no.....i'm not),President Bush so i can spit in his face, Adam Brody for what i think is an obvious reason.... there's so many more I'll add them later when I have more time to think of them. And of course anyone cool... width="425" height="350" ..
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Music:

Oh man.... Panic! At The Disco, Misfits, Rancid, The Immorals, Gym Class Heroes, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is...., Portishead, Bjork, Mindless Self Indulgence, Head Automatica, Skinny Puppy, Fiona Apple, Sublime, System of a Down, Mac Dre(I guess), Rihanna, Fall-out Boy, Bright Eyes, Iron and Wine, Imogen Heap, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Van Morrison, The Killers, At The Drive-In, Horrorpops, New Found Glory, Shiny Toy Guns, the Donnas, Bloc Party, RHCP, Motion City Soundtrack, NOFX, Rise Against, Guns N Roses, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Silverchair, The Used, The Adicts, She Wants Revenge, Saves The Day, Desparecidos, Propaghandi,Deftones, Arctic Monkeys, Jack's Mannequin, Fugazi, Long Drive Home, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Amy Winehouse, Blood Brothers, International Noise Conspiracy, Mealticket, Link 80, Dashboard Confessionals, Less than Jake, Trauma School Dropouts, Kid Dynamite ....it goes on for SO LONG. once again, hard to really think of ALL the music you like.

Movies:

True Romance, Secretary, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Kids, Party Monster, Empire Records, Anchorman, Clerks 1+2, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Swimming Pool, Gia, Kill Bills, City of God,Nightwatch, Carandiru, One Hour Photo, Cruel Intentions, 40 Year Old Virgin, again much much more.

Television:

ADULT SWIM (futurama, family guy, the oblongs, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, paranoia agent, etc etc) Chapelle Show, the O.C.,House, Grey's anatomy, CSI, anything on Comedy Central, TLC, the Discovery channel, sometimes MTV although most of that shit is stupid now. I recently became addicted to E! and all those stupid '101 hottest celeb bodies' or '100 shocking celeb moments' and I loathe myself for it because they are so superficial.

Books:

Anything Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King esp. the tomes of the Dark Tower series, hairstyles of the damned, even cowgirls get the blues, long hard road out of hell, perks of being a wallflower, the end of alice, slammerkin, the torn skirt, i was on a thomas harris kick and I just got done reading red dragon, silence of the lambs, and hannibal. Harry Potter, crank, fear of flying, how to save your own life, Ready,OK!, pieces, black hole, lila says, empire falls, about a boy, flowers in the attic, seeds of yesterday petals on the wind only the early v.c. andrews stuff, pure, one child and all that torey hayden stuff, love is a dog from hell, Sifting Thru the Madness for the Word, the Line, the Way, anything charles bukowski, nichole blackman, anything L.J. Smith, The Heart is a lonely hunter, lolita, judas kiss, manchild in the promised land, catcher in the rye, bunny suicides, one hundred years of solitude,sylvia plath, kurt vonnegut (hi-ho), stupid and contagious, sharp objects, sex,drugs,and cocoa puffs: a low-culture manifesto, the torn skirt, hairstyles of the damned, wasted: a memoir, smashed: story of a drunken girlhood and many MANY more.

Heroes:

my mom of course, bettie page,....KAREN WALKER hands down. i have to think about this one more.
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My Blog

sweetness and light were never really his favorite colors anyway

so,the devil wasHEREand now he's turning me silverin his handsi wear my black ribbon dressyou lightrape timecandlesbenot to behold of bodygirli was a boy-brake-babemy offering turnedbaby girl smilingv...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST

lullaby for ms. banal (who, cliche as it sounds, knows who she is)

better to have left this world and at leastlived once but never twicebetter to have watched young girls drop their cherriesand bleed on yellow paper of a forgotten institutionand what of these?there u...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:37:00 PST

vulpine leer

guilty screamsign-onagain(hey how come k's losin weight?)surei was a pretty whorethought no-DOLL-smiles would give mestrength.
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:25:00 PST

the ambitions are

you dont trade money hereyou trade information and skinright now there are thousands of forgotten peopletrying to remember youno one here has ambitions like get a job, get married, have kids the ambit...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

pretty....maybe

you're startled theyre shocked. it should be no surprise that in a world of choices you have none to choose. you're the girl with nothing, with everything to lose. dont bite off more than you can burn...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

white

the eskimos have 17 names for snowand you still have no name for me.mine is an icicle tongue that stutters and wandersover you like the dagger too smooth to feelmine are moonbeam eyes that weave betwe...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

To: the one who acknowledges the Sabbath, for he knows the truth in numbers.

i dont have to cover up what i wont say because i dont censor to him dont have to, not him but the excuses i'm making for what i do is what has me shaking under my sheets and counting counting 5 am 6 ...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

you are never ready.

in 4 minutes you will be gone and i must tell you why.you must change your life. you are never ready. there are people you have to leave behind,  they just dirty up your mouth. they don't value y...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

.....RIDE......January 5, 2007

what do you take me for?...... slow slow quickquick slow-- ride. at any moment you know your manufactured cool could blow. welcome to the land of pointless and destructive. so now the good times are g...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

burn out

the air is thin here. nothing moves. your clothes are exhausted. your eyes are closed. you're too tired tro argue. what happened? where was i when it happened? you want to be magnificent, jazzed, and ...
Posted by annikerr is my moniker on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST