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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan....it said it up at the top of the page
Birthday: March 18th, what ya getting me?
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: North Little Rock, AR
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: martian
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: hmmmmmm, good question, my friends said I don't have one...maybe a workaholic women, yeah most def
Your Fears: Not being there when someone I care about needs me the most
Your Perfect Pizza: Can Pizza really go wrong?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To jump out of a plane or salsa. Wait why not salsa out a plane!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yanno!
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHIT! What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: I guess the politically correct thing for me to put is my smile.
Your Bedtime: When I go.
Your Most Missed Memory: being innocent and naive
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, snort it everyday. Pepsi makes my nose tickle. Almost drowned
MacDonalds or Burger King: BYB or Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: ummmmm, eeerrrraaaaaaa, shit!
Do you Swear: Ummmm, look up 1 line
Do you Sing: Yeah sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah.......
Have you Been in Love: yeah, unfortunently........LOL!
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, going back
Do you want to get Married: I think so...maybe leaning yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes! Very much.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i'll do in a rush. other days heck yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes! Ummm turns me......yeah
Do you play an Instrument: rusty on the keyboard, guitar, sax, and drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hells yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: see somewhere
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, but I sure act like it. LOL
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah OH yeah! :D
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so, I didn't mean to, am I in trouble.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My addiction
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope I don't think
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, do you wanna go with me?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so...........
Ever been Drunk: yup! well....hmmmm, it was a really big buzz!
Ever been called a Tease: LOL! Yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: Not in a long time.....took like 4 people.
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the 5th, 1 2 3 4 Fif!
How do you want to Die: quickly.....or get'n some. yuck. poor woman.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a crack whore
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: any
Weight: slender to medium
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: beats me
Number of CDs I own: very few, got MP3's for ya ass though
Number of Piercings: 4, but gone
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not to many, no more than 5. Actually none, I wouldn't change a thing.

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My Blog

Will U Please Date Me

Looking in my computer I found an old Match.com profile I created and used. YES! I really did use this profile! I included the picture that goes with it at the the end. Don't cheat, read the profile a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:30:00 GMT

Robert Frost: The Road Not Taken (1915)

This Blog is more for me than anyone else. I am posting it to remind me why I am about to make a decision in my life and where I am going to draw my lines. It's so that when I get lost or confused I h...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Jonathans Pissed off at Bank of America Rant Quotables!

Some of this stuff was too funny not to remember and post in a Blog&&& You guys are going to make me come throw rocks at you! (After I am there and/or on the phone) Is there a consp...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:30:00 GMT

Sexual Personality

I don't agree with the favorite color....I'm some of all of this just depends on the day. Actually, the time of day!! With RED spread through out most of it. Yeah I cheated but, HEY! at least I did ta...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:44:00 GMT

Jonathan's Law of Stupidity

This is for you my friend.......(you know who you are) Review this blog when you are going through some "thangs"Like Einstein came up with his Law of Relativity I came up with my own law on a thinking...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:53:00 GMT

I Am A Loser - Why I did it & WOW!

Here's the deal! I got straight WHOOPED WHOOPED WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED at bowling and lost at air hockey. The air hockey loss was my fault so no biggie but still sucks. Well the loser had to wear the I A...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:48:00 GMT

F@%k Off!!!!!!!!!

After a fight with a friend I realized that real friends can tell each other to Fuck Off and be okay later. And the real test of friendship is when you hit that point.Real friends tell their friends t...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:53:00 GMT

Sept. 8th Stupid!

OK! This is good. Sad......but good. My Stupid came early, 8:56 AM! (yeah I looked at clock because it was too early for this shit) So I am doing a trashout of a house in the hood and I see this guy c...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:49:00 GMT

Sept. 7th Stupid

My blog is dedicated to the daily stupid stuff that happens to me. Stacie said I should because something dumb happens to me daily. So today I am working on my Caddie Shack (I nickname my houses) in ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:08:00 GMT

Oh This is Funny

This was too good to not become my first blog!So I am sitting around the house and I needed to fix my son's bike. Yeah I suck.My son comes in and say's "Daaad, will you put my rubber on?" Jonthan's re...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:32:00 GMT