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Jeff

shit damn!

About Me

name's jeff. i'm 46. i'm dead.

i used to like motorcycles but i never owned one. had a kid i think. now i produce some shit local bands. they do it all really, i don't even know what producer is. i like sluts, and sometimes i drink in the morning.

My Interests

bourbon, other stuff. tv.

I'd like to meet:

joe camel, lee harvey oswald, sluts

Music:

ac/dc, sabbath, dragonforce

Movies:

office space, rookie of the year, the goonies

Television:

i dig that survivorman stuff

Books:

man i dunno about books. some of them say some pretty faggoty shit.

Heroes:

my man hulk hogan, dave barry, dan marino