♥Um I look ridicously (can't spell) hot with a gun..jesus christ!!..lol..almost like Laura Croft..niceeee&hearts
Bronco Betty missing Bronco Dan
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" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage♥Hey..my name is Crystal..i'm 17 years old...i'm a senior at Cardinal Spellman high school..i'm 5'5"!!! but anyway i'm 100% Puerto Rican or at least I think I am..although I always get Russian, Italian,Polish or even Swedish (right Morty..lol)..im a freakin brunette now even tho i like it..i was platunum blonde for a while, i so miss it..i had to dye it beacause the bleech was damaging and breaking it like crazy, i just loved it when people said I looked like or reminded them of Kendra Wilksinson :-(..I use to do martial arts, i was 2 belts away from black.. thinking about returning soon. Well I have a very unique personality..i'm "wonderfuly" weird..I don't consider myself to be weird, i just usually say the 1st thing that comes to mind, which for the most part makes absolutley no sense. or just make up random songs from teh top of my head as my famous "cow" song and just leave people like "what?!!?!?" and so puzzled..lol I am very intelligent..although i am extremly Ditzy, it just takes a while for me to catch on to things, but im booksmart just no type of common sense whats so ever..lol. I am very loud (typical spainsh gurl), EXTREMLY funny, i don't care what any1 says i'm hilarious..I do random things all the time that normal people don't do. I love to make up words but I feel the need to copy right them bc i have a few posers ;-D.....Besides that I just recently got out of a 1yr and 6 months relationship that i'm not exactly happy about.. but i'm trying to try live my life, meet as many people as i can and do all the things i'm not supposed to do. I DO NOT chase boys and i DO NOT like guys who PLAY GAMES.I like to keep it classy, no thugs (please!!), punks, or anyone that can't be a gentleman. I like clean cut men with dark hair light eyes and a tall built frame. I am VERY independent and i like to do my own thing. I Like to recieve nice lil things here and there but money wont buy my love. I love to cuddle and just watch movies but that can get old if that's all we do. A guy MUST have ambition and know what he wants to do with his life or at least be on the right track. I am very intelligent and will not go out with a guy that is less than me. I'm not looking to jump into anything too soon but if the right guy finally comes along, i'm all for it..i am a helpless romantic. Okay toutchy suject..next..lol..I love my cat Tiger, hes so hot and i sweat his life..umm I love my family even though they're a pain in my freakin ass..Love my friends they mean the world to me espeacially my best.....I love to bug out, make racist jokes..lmao gotta love em..get drunk and be even more "me" if thats possible. I truly belive I am the mother Thresa of animals, HUGEST animal activist...i feed every stray animal I can find and try to get people like me..lol....I am a perfectionist when it comes to the way I look, make-up, hair etc. needs to be PERFECT. Thats why I look teh way I do.. I want to be an actress/model (hopefully i grow taller), I LOVE Hollywood or anything to do with Glamour. I am the best person in the world, and thats a fact, when I 1st meet you I act like I known you for years and make you feel very comfortable. Once you fuck with me or say something stupid thats going to get me mad, I can the litterally the HUGEST bitch, you do me dirt and I WILL make your life a living hell (as some people already kno ;D ) I can be your best dream, but also your worst nightmare. I usually get along with most girls, just a certain" type" I cannot stand for the life of me, they're an embarrasment..Aside from that I'm super clumsy. I'm down to try anything at least once.um..I love the world, Jesus (Hes so cool), Tiger..and i am super outt control obssesed with Kendra Wilksinson from the E! show "The Girls Next Door" I think shes so freakin' hot! Thats my idolI kno i had this b4 but 4sum reason it erased so if you voted b4 vote again bc this is a new one and make sure to vote the other poll on my Tiger..lol..okiie i need a life...
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*About Me*
Name: Crystal Jazmyne Carrion
Age: 17
Nationality: Puertoriquena! Although I get so many others than it
Height: 5'5"
Weight: I lost ALOT of weight..but my regualr weight b4 I lost teh drastic amount was 110ish
Hair Color: Black..I've had so many..I had platinum blonde, I miss it so much..I had to though, it was damaging it like crazy
Eye Color: Green
Tattoos: None, but im going to get one on my lower back of something with tribal and a playboy bunny on my hip
Piercings: 14: 5 on one ear (including the bar)..4 on the other..tounge..nipples..belly boutton and another one
Current Location: Bronx!!
Pets: My Tiger and the stray cats I feed..they're my babies
Status: Divorced!! lol..or with Jimmy (lmao...my imaginary boyfriend..insider)
Sexuality: HmMm..haha
*Your*
Pet Peeves: Body Hair, People who try to be funny when they're just corny
Most Missed Memory: Next
Fears: Being Alone and umm Cropsy/Troy/Cybil/Timmy (insider)
Bad Habit: Myspace..Falling too fast and hard...Whispering loud..
Flaws: Too nice..clusmy...don't know how to whisper for the life of me.
Best Accomplishment: Looking so good..lol..nah I don't know..my mind is blank as usual
Goals/Dreams: Become a famous actress/model..learn to say my ABC's backwards..Marry Jesse Metcalf/Eminem/Paul Walker/Kendra Wilksinon
High School: Cardinal Spellman..yes its catholic and no we don't pray every 5 min. as every1 tends to think lol
College: I'm in high school but i'm planing to go to John Jay to study Forensic and maybe transfer to Albany or Miami..see how things go
*Favorites*
Color: Clear!!!
Animal: Bengal/Siberan Tigers!! and Dogs and Cats
Magazine: Cosmo Girl/Seventeen/Cosmopolitan/In Toutch/Play Boy
Food: Puerto Rican Food: Aroz con condules y penier or pene..lmao (insider) or Mc Donalds or Pizza or Chinese Food
Alcholic Beverage: Cranberry n Vodka/Cosmopoliatan/Martini/Alize/Hyponotic..soft drinks or w.e the hell lucy made that got me super wasted
Drink: Sprite, Grape Soda or Hawain Punch
Sports Team: Yankees!!!!
Designer: Chanel/Fendi/Coach
Movie: Mean Girls (my bible)..The Notebook..John Tucker Must Die..8 Mile..Running Scared..Napolean Dynamite..and much more..i have them listed on the bottom of my page..
Actress: Angelina Jolie..Jennifer Lopez..Jenna Jameson..lol... more at the bottom as well
Actor: Paul Walker..Denzel Washington..Jesse Metcalf..Brad Pitt..Ben Affleck..Josh Hartnett
TV Show: Girls Next Door..Simple LIfe..Friends..Desperate House Wives..Real World..America's Next Top Model..My Wife and Kids..Celebrity Gossip Shows..
Book: Paris Hilton: Confession of a Heiress
Website: Myspace..lol
Number: 3
Joke: Racist Jokes..i'm not racsit at all..i love every1 but i'm famous for saying them
Symbol: Playboy!!
Hair Product: Cermaic straightner and my new love...triple hair barrel
*Random Questions*
Thongs, Panties or Boy Shorts: Depending on many levels
Are You a Virgin: Lol..yeah sure
Are You Religious: Not enirley..but I love Jesus!!
Are You In Love: *sighs* deeply...
Have You Ever Expirimented With The Same Sex: lmao!!..umm I love Sabel and Bianca
Sneakers or Heels: Sneakers but i adore heels just hate walking in them, but i do it for the look and wont go less then 3 inches...don't ask
Favorite Perfume: Curious/Paris Hilton/Clinique Happy/Victoria Secrets Halo/Coco Chanel/Glow
Favorite Gaget: I-Pod/Digital Camera/Tivo
Clothing Style: Trendy/ Sexy/ witha twist of sometimes Preppy
Favorite Musician: J-Clash!! lol..umm i have a list at the bottom of my page
Celebrity Crushes: Jesse Metcalf..Paul Walker..Eminem..Kendra Wilkinson( I sweat her beyond imaginable)..Brianna Banks..
Celebrity You Despise: Um I guess Paris Hilton..I love her style I think shes gorgeous but her personality sux after what she said about Lidsay LOhan being poor because she makes 7 million a movie, I stoped liking her as a person
Bes Thing You Can Say About Yourself: I'm funny and hot..
Tanlents/Gifts: Talk to animals..I am the chosen one and I also have the gift to know who I was in aprevious life..belive it or not I swear and I have hard core prrof i'm not even playing..Harriet Tubman..long story but I swear on my life i was her...um a british accent lol
Do You Sleep Naked or With Pajamas: Pjs!
Favorite Word/Phrase: Net!! (No in Russian..juts learned it and i'm outta control) Numbin!! (long story where that came from) Wizzo/ wizzoington..lmao
Favorite Writing Utensil: Pens with balls on them..plz get ur mind out of the gutter..i meant jingle bells
Favorite Cartoon: South Park
What Cell Phone Do You Have: Sprint..still waiting 4 them to make a side kick like phone
What Computer You Have: I-Mac labtop
Favorite Holiday: My Birthday or Christmas
Favorite Fruit/Vegtable: Grapes and Cherries!!
Music Taste: Pop/Techno/Raggaeton/Hip-Hop/R&B/Raggae/Salsa/Bachata/Ro
ck/Emo just everything
Number of Things You Regret: 178263783534634587236y8926t45787827836473826
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I'd like to meet:
♥You never forget your 1st love♥Mia Kirshner
♥Eminem♥Kendra Wilkinson♥Lidnsay Lohan♥Mia Kirshner♥Jesse Metcalf♥Carmen Electra♥Ben Affleck♥Angelina Jolie♥Vida Guerra♥John Gotti♥Nicole Richie♥Kristin Calavari♥Jay Hernadez♥Jessica Alba♥Christina Aguliera♥Elvis Presley♥Kelly Pickler♥Channing w.e♥Rachel McAdams♥Makaliah Gordon♥Marylin Monroe♥
Crystal's Friends
I Have 121786534783256478645876438765874657846 F
My Barbie Doll *Cedes*
Make-Out Buddy *Bianca*
My Personal Dildo *Sabel*
Gorgeous Daniella
Melissa (Mimi)
My Gay Ass Cousin Chris..lol..jp
My Cuzzin Ivan
My Cuzzin Jason *Flex*
Miami's Fynest *Suzii*
Sam!
Rennie-Pooh (Coren)
The Beautiful Arielle
*Olivia*
Ninja
*Nora*
My Abercrombie and Fitch Model *Marriane*
Richie!
Rachel..shes gorgeous!
Elly
Shaniah
Shawntii
Ronelle *Papi Ronald*
I Sweat Chrisha
SeXy Imrz!
The Christ of Anti! *Smurf*
WizzoOo People
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Music:
www.myspace.com/jclashez
Movies:
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Me and Rubii..dancing to Britney Spears..shes my back up dancer...we were very very bored and I duno y Rubi's face looks so drunk, we were deffinitly sober..sadest part..
♥Lmao!! Me um pretending ima a cat, i guess? Rob's recording...look at the lil' fucker trying to bite me....lol♥..
♥Me trying to get Rob more wasted while I sing my cow song..lmao♥
♥Britney's mixing drinks while every1 else is having a fuck feast or died and me sean and rob are the only ones left, don't mind why i look like that i hadda ruff night and i'm making black jokes as usual♥..
♥Me giving my ex Jon a "lap dance" but i was drunk and trying 2 be funny I wasn't being for real i promiseeee I DO NOT dance that way lmao♥
♥WENDELLE IS A VIRGIN..dun ask wat the hell i was dOing cuz i have no idea♥
♥Wendelle teaching me the chicken noodle soup..i duno why it looks so blury once i uploaded it♥
♥Me and Rubi playing suck and blow♥
♥Me at Jon's House playing with his cat (Mimi-Turqoise)♥
Television:
Movies♥Mean Girls♥The Notebook♥8 Mile♥John Tucker Must Die♥Running Scared♥Spice World♥John Tucker Must Die♥Titanic♥Pearl Harbor♥Life Time Movies♥Thirteen♥The Girl Next Door♥Hills Have Eyes♥Saw♥Four Brothers♥Old School♥All American Pies♥Mr. and Mrs Smith♥ALL Disney Movies♥Click♥And MOre...
TV Shows
♥Friends (best show ever)♥The Girls Next Door (Hottest Show)♥Simple Life♥Real World♥Real World/Road Rules Challanges♥Lost♥Elimidate♥Laguna Beach♥8th and Ocean♥American Ido