"that dude has a dildo stuck up his butt" |
"Rectal Foreign Body" is really just a polite way of wording "that dude has a dildo stuck up his butt." (5796 hits) (reprinted from Uber Site.com)
Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:09:00 GMT |
It's September? Already? |
Holy monkey spit!!! It's September. Well, waddaya know. *yeah I been awake, just not paying attention*
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:27:00 GMT |
Pimpman |
Okay. Well. The 16 yr.old was bored and decided to be "Pimpman" today using my halloween cape and cane and an old pimp-like tiger striped hat. Yeah. He chased cars in that get-up (did I...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
Nauseated |
Wow. I just noticed I picked 'nauseated' twice in a row for my mood. Could this be a sign? Of what? Hmm. Ah see? Now I can change it.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:16:00 GMT |
*BLEAH* |
Cheese n Crackers!! This has been my day: *BLEAH* I need a body to kick a few times - preferably a live one so I can hear the fruit of my labor.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 15:57:00 GMT |
Are you a good kisser? |
What??? "Take the Kissing quiz" what kinda malarkey is that? How the frick can you tell taking a test online? What do they do when you fill out the survey? Then they got your info. They gotta make fun...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
Looks Like a "Can't Miss" . . . |
Dirty JokesThe Aristocrats tells oneBy David EdelsteinUpdated Thursday, July 28, 2005, at 5:27 PM PT
Jillette and Provenza tell dirty jokes
Everybody's buzzing about the phenomenal...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 18:35:00 GMT |
