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About Me


I get drunk and dance to james brown, 80s music, and "wipe me down." all ya need to know. The truth is... I'm not exactly sure who I am but I do know who I'm not.

This is the URL address for my youtube videos:
Click me, bitch!
Enjoy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Carell, Bill Murray, Larry David, Amy Sedaris, Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson, John Cusack, Robert F. Kennedy, Dick Van Dyke, and Ellen Degeneres.

Music:

I tried to list them all but my favorite music changes from week to week. It's mostly rock and old crap. I hate country. Rap is good when i'm being a jackass but not without a buzz. ACDC
Alanis Morissette
Alice In Chains
Arctic Monkeys
Armor For Sleep

Bag of Donuts
The Beatles
Better than Ezra
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Billy Talent
Black Sabbath
Blink 182
Bloc Party
Blue Oyster Cult
Bright Eyes
Bush

Cake
Cheap Trick
Chevelle
The Clash
Coldplay
Cranberries
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Cure

Dave Matthews Band
Death Cab For Cutie
Depeche Mode
DeVotchKa
The Doors

Elton John
Eric Clapton
Everclear

Filter
Fiona Apple
The Flaming Lips
Fleetwood Mac
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand

Gnarls Barkley
Green Day
Guns N Roses

The Hanks
Happy Mondays
Hootie and the Blowfish

Imogen Heap
Incubus
Interpol

Jimi Hendrix
Johnny Cash
Joy Division

Kaiser Chiefs
Keane
The Killers

Led Zepplin

Modest Mouse
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
Mute Math

New Order
Nirvana

Oasis
The Offspring

Pete Yorn
Phantom Planet
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
Placebo
The Police
The Postal Service
Pretty Girls Make Graves

Queen

Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
R.E.M.

Scissor Sisters
Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
Soundgarden
Stevie Nicks
Sting
Stone Temple Pilots
Sum 41
System of a Down

Taking Back Sunday
311
Third Eye Blind
Thursday

The Used
U2

Van Halen

The Walkmen
Weird Al
The Who
The White Stripes
Wolfmother

Movies:

I love a shit load of movies. I fail to update this list.
Little Miss Sunshine
What About Bob?
Lost in Translation
The Shining
The Life Aquatic
Full Metal Jacket
American Beauty
The Odd Couple
Magnolia
The Squid and the Whale
24 Hour Party People
A League of Their Own
Anchorman
Office Space
Signs
Grumpy Old Men
Corina, Corina
About A Boy
The Breakfast Club
Three Amigos
The Darjeeling Limited
Jurassic Park
Indiana Jones
Black Sheep
Tommy Boy
Garden State
Patch Adams
Star Wars
Batmans
I am Legend
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(new and old)
Big Fish
Edward Scissorhands
Catch Me If You Can
Ace Ventura
Finding Neverland
Matrix
Mrs. Doubtfire
Something's Gotta Give
Cast Away
Jack
Big
Spaceballs
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Joe Dirt
Bandits
War of the Worlds
Scarface
Napoleon Dynamite
Hide and Seek
In Good Company
Happy Gilmore
Rush Hour
Beetlejuice
Ghostbusters
Billy Madison
Grumpier Old Men
Out to Sea
The Family Man
City Slickers
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
Police Academy
Stripes
The Lost Boys
Simplicity
Panic Room
School of Rock
Saving Silverman
The Odd Couple II
The Virgin Suicides
The Big Lebowski
Amelie
Winters Passing
Nacho Libre
Rushmore
Dodgeball
The Apartment
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
Talladega Nights
Spanglish
The Family Stone
There’s a lot more.

Television:

Six Feet Under
Seinfeld
David Letterman
Conan O'Brien
Reno 911!
Dick Van Dyke
I Love Lucy
Three Stooges
Dave Chappelle
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ellen Degeneres
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mr. Bean
Fawlty Tours
Arrested Development
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
The Office
My Name Is Earl
Mr.Ed
Mork and Mindy Top Chef
Top Design
The Soup
Extras
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Books:

Nothing Sacred, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, The Funny Thing Is..., My Point...And I Do Have One, The Haunting of Hill House, Lord of the Flies, Into The Wild, The Great Gatsby, The Shining, Pet Semetary, Message In a Bottle, and some others. I'm working on reading more. Currently reading -- Martian Child

Heroes:

I was down and out before I really got to know my uncle and his wife and kids. I was so outta here and i wasn't looking back. I'm glad I met them. I've been happier ever since. I can be myself around them. They are the best people I know. And then there's Ashtin. This girl knows how to keep it real. We talk about the stupidest shit. I got her back and she's got mine. That's just how we BUST IT WIDE OPEN! I love you, cuz. My other heroes would be Cameron and Brittyn. Cameron has a very random sense of humor that is awesome. i could laugh at anything with him. Brittyn's password is retarded but i love her still. The whole family is great. I LUV DEM HOES!

My Blog

woops

i just took benadryl despite the alcohol warning. If I die, explain it to my mum and pops. if some crazy shit goes down, forgive me. i've heard some weird benadryl stories. my eyes have been swelling ...
Posted by The Andy" on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

THE CHALLENGE

I'm challenging myself. I'm going to see how long I can go without spending money. There are only a few exceptions. 1 One 1 BILLS. I've got outstanding credit. 2 Two 2 BEER & HARD LIQUOR...
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:34:00 PST

stuff

Your Five Factor Personality Profilehttp://www.blogthingsimages.com/thefivefactorpersonal itytest/personality.jpg" height="100" width="100">Extroversion:You have low extroversion. You are quiet and res...
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:48:00 PST

the truth box

i got a truth box so people would tell me awful things about myself but all i got was compliments so i deleted it. haha how sick is that?   you can't comment on that.
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

i’m getting old

I ran into a high school teacher in a bar and she bought me a beer. I saw another one and she offered me a beer too but i was leaving. It's awesome going to a bar and not having to buy your own beers...
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

wow

i haven't made a blog since the 2nd. i haven't had much to say about anything. here's a thought to ponder though. It randomly crossed my mind the other day and I found it so overwhelming that i almost...
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:15:00 PST

money money money moooneyyyy MONEY!

i'm actually making money. i'm not used to this. i let my bank account get down to 500ish recently and now it's already back up to 1500ish. SWEET! I gotta save up for a VAY-K or 5 and hopefully i can ...
Posted by The Andy" on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:33:00 PST

ill allow you to read this one.

I need to get out of this house. I am so unhappy here. The person I've become is getting a pretty fucking ridiculous. I'm starting to cut myself off from the world even more. It's so much harder to sm...
Posted by The Andy" on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

whats the point of instruments?

  words are a sawed off shotgun.       ~  _(o)(o)&nbs p;    >    __;
Posted by The Andy" on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

Cellular device and my idiocracy

alright guys. i have no cellular phone now. thank the jesus christ, our lord and savior, that i got to tell brandon that i loved him before i decided that i didn’t like my cellphone. here’...
Posted by The Andy" on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST