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Paul the Jukes

Beautiful chicas, come to me.

About Me

I'm a socially inept big guy looking for some fun.

"You're still funny!!!" - Marcy

"Oh geez. You are a total Eskimo P.I.M.P." - Rachel

"You're Captain Retardo" - Kristina

"La palabra es metiCHON" - Saida

"Go check yourself" - Veronica and Maria

"messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer " -SimilarMinds.com

"You are a wanderer with amazing strength." - Superhero Quiz

"YAY! wooooooooot!!!111 TALL PAUL!" - Gabby

My Interests

Basketball, airsoft, RPGs, singing, Ultimate Fighting Championships, war games, computers, Da Bears, fast food, Muay Thai, Slurpees (SFL!!!!), etc.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet peeps who will make me laugh or will make me go "OH DAMN" LOLOh, and my AIM is HidaSeku... send me messages or I might fall asleep out of boredom.

Music:

Anything but country. Seriously. From Baroque to Snoop Dogg. I'll even take some banda o norteno from time to time LOL. I miss Karaoke...

YOU CAN DO IT
Ice Cube
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Movies:

I love action and comedies. Team America World Police is a great movie... Big Trouble in Little China is probably my fav... My friend David had started me into some Anime... Elfin Lied is the best series ever

Television:

I almost never watch TV. Watching sports is good but all I ever really watch is UFC Fight Nights and the occassional game
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Books:

BEST BOOK EVER: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S THE NEW ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MODERN BODY BUILDING!!! The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan comes to mind (big books) or the Martin Fire and Ice series... both kick the trash out of whatever else is out there. I also like political books and other random ones like Sun Tzu's Art of War. Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead kick ass as well. CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE LAYOUT

Heroes:

SHAQ is my biggest hero... NBA + MBA = TEH AWESOME!!!! Jack Burton is also awesome in Big Trouble in Little China... Heather is my hero for putting a picture of him on my comments once... Putin is cool too... Kyle Orton for being a rookie quarterback and still helping the Bears win a lot of games... Of course, Chuck Norris... Sir Adon from Berserk is quite possibly the coolest character ever... HELLS YES!!!

Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 90% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 75% Superman 65% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 60% Catwoman 60% Robin 55% Batman 50% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 30% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

Random Rum

I was drinking some random 93? proof rum and it really did the job... I feel great... it did make the ride home a bit dangerous HAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah... I wish it was with a beautiful woman who wante...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:07:00 PST

Vegas and Taint Jumps

I was in Vegas. Ken was too. It kicked ass. We taint jumped a lot. A LOT. And yelled obsecenities. Ken hawked his High Fives. We saw Zumanity (good show). We fired fully automatic firearms. I fired a ...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

Scaling the steep cliffs of despair

I think rock-bottom was hit... and now I must climb up and out. No one but me will know how bad it was or not... but I know that I was as low as I could go. Life's hills and valleys hit a deep gash in...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:15:00 PST

Suicide

I think Suicide is my only option left... I'm worthless. I'm sad. I'm unable to find a girl who wants me. I am unable to live without such a girl. Fuck me for being a fucktard, but it's the truth. It ...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:42:00 PST

can and can't talk

Ever need to talk to someone about something? and even though you can talk about it to any of your friends, you already know their response so you don't want to talk to them about it? And then wonder ...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

Alone

I'm alone. Somehow I'm supposed to be okay with that... I'm supposed to a happy camper who just chugs along happily... I have every friend of mine telling me so... but it just isn't the case... I'm a ...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

Cinco De Mayo

Yesterday was Cinco De Mayo (aka FUCK FRANCE Day)... It was pretty kick ass.... After waking up late and doing some menial labor at my brother's house, I went to go get Ken Downey. Chili's was on our ...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

Pumping Iron

I am feeling very kick ass right now. I just got back from lifting weights... PUMPING IRON, as you might say... and I feel strong as fuck LOL... Although I have been it before, there was something tod...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

little

So, today was awesome. Ken Downey and I had a kick ass time today. First, we went archery style at Woodley Park. My longbow kicks ass. Second, we went to the Art Musuem LOL... so worth it... so kick a...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

BB - Brigands Backpacking

Yes, I went backpacking from Sunday until today (thursday). Yes, it kicked ass. Ken Downey, Andy, and I went backpacking with much gusto. We hiked all the way to Bear Trap (~5 miles) before "I wu...
Posted by Paul the Jukes on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST