AnarchoMatt

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Matt.
Anarchist.
18
Smoker
One of the biggest Nerds ever.
-The Following is My future, as Predicted by Jessica Boepple-
After Graduating from Keller High School, Matt will at last quit his dead-end job at Carvel. He will then go through a rebellious stage of Anarchist Practices, such as random street violence and general mischievousness. He will be caught robbing a laundro-mat and will be sent to prison for 5 months. In this time, Matt will discover religion. He will preach fervently to the other prisoners, who will beat him up quite often for doing so, but Matt will find fullfillment in his life. He will even be let out early for good behavior! For a time, Matt will mantain this new self he discovered, preaching on the street corners and participating in comminity service activities, such as assembling birdhouses. Since he is so good at nailing (giggity) these things together, Matt will realize that he should stud his jacket with nails to symbolize his expertise in this area. But when Matt finds his old patch jacket, he will remember that he doesn't beleive in Religion.
He will then go to Texas Women's University to study Economics and meet hot women. Being the only man there, they will all flock to Matt, but he, being oh so debonair, will smoothly reject their advances, only making them want him more. But enouogh about women. Matt will return to Keller High in order to seek out a position as an economics teacher, but will be turned down for being Overly Competent. As he watches 'Family Guy' later that day, he will realize what he must do.
Upon hearing his impression of Mayor Bee, Matt will be hired by Fox to do voice overs for the res of eternity on the show. matt will become an ultra famour mega-millionaire, and all of the women will flock to him yet again, but Matt will only accept the advances of Natalie Portman and Megan Fox, both of which he will marry. The three of them will move to Japan and they will have several hot children. However, Matt will tragically be attacked by a giant radioactive spider while traversing the streets of Japan, and he will die from the terrible infection that consumes his body with pus, but he will never be forgotten by those who love him.