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Chris

Oh snap! Is that a hot pocket?

About Me

Here's a lil something to know about me:

Name: Chris

That's about it. Enlightening, yes?

Quotes!

"Zip it up, and zip it out!" - Dave Chappelle
"I don't usually say this...but...you have a phenominal hiney." - Ron Burgandy
"Eat my oatmeal bitch!" - Quaker Man

My Interests

Anything interesting?

I'd like to meet:

You can meet me! Kind of...

AIM - Mugen Ki

Music:

Under the Flood
Erase the Grey
Edgewater
Bush
The Almost
Sick Puppies
Double Drive
Days of the New
Holy god the list could go on forever
These are just not so well known bands.

Movies:

Basketball, Anchorman, Team America, pretty much any movie where there are people killing eachother with some type of made up martial arts. Oh, and for the curveball, we'll just say the Notebook. That'll screw with ya, won't it?

Television:

Old School Nickelodeon.

Books:

I'm illiterate...pretty sad for a writing major

Heroes:

Captain Planet, MacGyver, and that guy on the oatmeal box.