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The Red Menice- One day little Nikolai Belinski was playing with the other little soviet children and was made fun of because he smelled. Then out of no where his father came covered in snow and said "Little Nikolai I shall give you present of great importance" And little Nikolai says "What is it father Boris?" He said "This my son, cherish it for many soviet year, and kill many bears with it" Then Nikolai saw it... A red tricycle! Little Nikolai shouted with excitement "I shall call you the red menece!" Then Boris honked the horn which sounded of soveit music.Boris Kruski- Fought 100ft bear, then he kill 100ft bear with only one hand! Then he take it home and family have nice dinner. After he come across 1000ft bear and get killed. Little Nikolai and his mother Natasha were saddened. Two days later she marry asshole Paul. {Boris kruski keeps bugging Nikolia in spirit to be a better soviet}Paul- He is asshole that is an itallian accountant and sends Nikolai to his room. He says bad things to Nikolai and sleeps with his mother really loud so Nikolai can hear them. Even though Nikolai is 35 he still lives with his mother. Paul takes away The Red Menice When I get The Red Menice back Nikolai says im out of here, and rides away at 4 miles per hour.Natasha Kruski- Smells really bad, thats where nikolai got his smell from, she looks like a man and is unfaithful, that is why she married the asshole paul.Meorn the Korn Beefer- by day and old man in soviet russia but by christmas night he dilvers coal to all the good little soviet boys and girls in his magic potatoe tank, but to all the naughty boys and girls he gives them expensive eletronics, why? Because in soviet russia its cold so you WANT coal to burn. oh and for the children that get gameboys they say "Gee wilikers, a gameboy!" then they tun it on and it has the message "Die" on the screen then it blows up.