NotesyClarke - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am nice. I have been to about 40-odd countries. I like Russian literature. I play football, guitar, sing, tell jokes and write, all to an unsatisfactory level.

My Interests

Music:

Rock. I like Zappa, Prince, Led Zep, QOTSA, Arctic Monkeys, Ween, Tenacious D and anything alse that is either loud, puerile or both.
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Movies:

Gimme anything clever, funny or Japanese. If there are tits in it, all the better.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, American Dad, BBC World

Books:

The Gulag Archipelago, Generation of Swine, Women, The Most Beautiful Woman in Town, The Brothers Karamazov, Master and Marguerita, Holidays in Hell, The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, The New Testament (joking)

Heroes:

Frank Zappa, Hunter S Thompson, Trey Parker, Oliver Reed, Carl Leaburn, Jesus Christ (joking).

My Blog

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Dave ate his cornflakes slowly, savouring each crushed corn morcel between his satisfied teeth.'I'd should like to be an omnivore', thought Dave.'I would then look at the world in a new way. All ...
Posted by NotesyClarke on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

Top Idea

I've had a great idea.A column in NME called 'Great Moments in Popular Music'.The twist is that the 'moment' is actually that, just a moment.For Example: Led Zeppelin 1, Communication Breakdown, momen...
Posted by NotesyClarke on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:26:00 PST