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The Black Tooth Bastard

Didn't momma tell ya not to play with niggers from the gutter?

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YO YO! I'm chillin. Um, I'm not real sure what to say, but hit me up!!So if I haven't met you, its because you dont come to my bar, and you should feel really bad about not showing up.210 N. Crowdus in Deep Ellum, only if you want forgiveness.

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My Blog

Fun ways to keep your sanity......

If you have a joke or a good story to share please mail it to me! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Hell as explained in Chemistry

HELL AS EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared i...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:02:00 GMT

Secret Lives of Bartenders.......

Bartenders only..... Most people would sell their soul along with Grandma's house and their yarbels for the ability to roll into work at 9pm, pour drinks, drink said drinks, listen to music, dance, pa...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:19:00 GMT

I have a new sister!!?!?!?

Hey guys.Check this.I get home from work yesterday, and I have a MySpace message from a girl in Sacramento California. She knew a descent amount about me, considering I had never spoken to her before....
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:11:00 GMT

New Job Application

BOOTY CALL ApplicationPlease fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously)Name: ___________________Age: ____________________Phone: _______...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 16:51:00 GMT