Me so hungry |
Ok, so, I don't know if you've tried the sandwiches at the Von's Signature Deli but I have. The Pub? Well, when I ate The Pub, yesterday (for the second time and without mayonaise, 'cause,...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
Survey Addict |
Aug 21, 2008and your name would be?who wants to know? no, that's not my name, i'm just asking. who?when was the last time you were told you were beautiful?yesterdayis your phone close to you?yes...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:39:00 GMT |
sexy chick to model (la mesa) |
So I see this ad on craigslist...sexy chick to model (la mesa) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-06-12, 5:25PM PDT i want you to model in a thong and bra . looking for a female b...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:53:00 GMT |
Final Destination |
I think someone is trying to kill me...Last month I was driving on the freeway, going the speed limit, following the rules of the road... Suddenly a car stops in front of me. I stear one w...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:33:00 GMT |
Breathe |
So... what do you do when two years have passed and you still think about him? When you have to force yourself not to call him because, of course, you still remember his number? When people keep me...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:44:00 GMT |
Ode to Rubios |
Oh RubiosYour burrrrrritosare muy especialThe crunch of your chipsmakes my ears singYour rice and beans didn't miss herSir Mix A lot was rightYour chipotle sauce is better than ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:55:00 GMT |
Thank You! |
I really appreciate those of you who came to my party last night. It wasn’t about getting free food. It wasn’t about getting into a club for free. It wasn’t about putting in time and...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:40:00 GMT |
But he LOVES you! |
This quote was just too funny to not post. WARNING: If you are religious, you WILL be offended.
"Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:34:00 GMT |
Snooze button! |
Seven am is way too early to be up on a sunday. I'm waiting in line to get my hair and make up done for the fashion show this morning at the rugby tournament. If only i didn't have to stay at the ball...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
I think I have VD |
Vague Dissatisfaction."Nothing in particular was wrong, but nothing felt right. It was why I never stuck with things very long...low-level social disease, which would flare up periodically into u...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT |
