Cover bands make our dicks soft.
Freaking out the squares, shitting all over everything that people hold dear.
If your band is good, we might even supply a deli tray.
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Some Coming Attractions:
Some Coming Attractions:
Member Since: 8/14/2007
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/media3ent
Band Members:
Influences: Where’s the bottle opener? Everyone’s got AIDS. What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head. Let’s email that chick with the plumber ass. Yeah, a Babe Ruth card is only worth a dollar. He’d better be lifting hungry lions. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Never payin for no floor ever again - not once - not never - nope. Cheesesteaks (thump thump) Cheesesteaks (thump thump)! My name is William and I like wearing dresses. Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Bacon wrapped meat products. Feedback bad; Music good. That dollar bill’s probably covered in anthrax... or self tanning solution! I drink too much at your shows. At least this time I didn’t piss myself. No show is complete without assless cut off jean shorts. Fi-aaaaa-aaaaa-a-a-a-a smoke, she is a rising!
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Type of Label: Major