Q. What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A. The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when THEY are satisfied.
Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?" Blonde after sex: "Next!" Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!