I suck at xbox hockey. |
Doesn't seem like I really need to say more than that.But I do. I suck bigtime. In fact, I set the game to the "Ultra-Easy we made this for brain injury patients" level, and I still get wa...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
Hey, Im pretty good! PART II |
To construct a mate from nature's blocks,the sculptor plies the dusty shelveswas the beauty built from rocks?or conjured there with pleas and spells?From nothingness he could commenceand build her slo...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 23:07:00 GMT |
Hey, I’m pretty good. |
Seriously, this was totally spontaneous:Dawn alarm so evil snooze betrayeda shower cut severely short by warmer water wastea gift of coffee soon consumed remembered then the threat ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 20:17:00 GMT |
Ghostwriter needed! |
As you may or may not know, I am presently underemployed. This means I have two pretty good part-time jobs that don't pay enough together. But, they're both good jobs, so I don't really wa...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:56:00 GMT |
Where...? |
A few weeks ago, I was at a party and someone overheard I'm a writer. "Where do you get all your ideas?" she asked.I hate this question. I really do. Nobody ever likes the honest ans...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT |
MOOVIE |
Hey. I finished my thesis film. Finally. If you were involved and you want a copy, let me know.If you weren't involved, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:48:00 GMT |
Astronaut Love Triangles |
Why isn't anyone considering that astronaut and accused attempted muderer Lisa Nowak might be possessed by some sort of alien life force?I'm just putting it out there.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
More woe in Beantown |
BOSTON SHUTS DOWN PARTS OF TRANSIT SYSTEM ON BOMBSCAREThe city of Boston closed sections of its subway todayafter riders reported a suspicious folk singer at ParkStreet Station.After the initial repor...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:51:00 GMT |
Kurdish Woman Curses Saddam for Chemical Attack |
In chilling testimony today, a Kurdish woman cursed Saddam Hussein for his past crimes against humanity.The curse, which experts say falls in the minor blight category, was uttered during testimony fo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:47:00 GMT |
Honk. |
Yeah, yeah, I know I said I was going to write more often, but I said that a YEAR ago, and if you haven't gotten clued-in by now, I really can't help you. Not that I would if I could, I'm just a jerk...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
