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Marcus Delaney

About Me


So... Here I am!
I've finally decided to put my weird, wonderful and absolutley mental experiences onto paper...Well, in this day and age, we don't do that anymore do we!?!?!? It's all on a fucking memory card, or stored on a hard drive!
Well, thought I'd stick a few chapters onto me Myspace page and share it with you. It's nowhere near finished, you're kinda reading the "tip of the iceberg".
I've no structure as such to it yet, it's not been put into any order, so I've got so much to do!
It's not politically correct (And no doubt gramatically incorrect n'all!), but I say things as I see them, so be prepared to read words, or thoughts that you may not agree with!
The characters in the book are based on real people that I've met throughout my rather insalubrious life, but I've changed names, times, etc. to allow the criminally infulenced to get away with the things that so far they have!
I've written this book to give some form of closure to the things that I've done in the past; I want to get on with my life now, I've got reason to! I've been as much use as a pornstar in a convent throughout most of my life, and now I've met someone that I love, I think that she doesn't deserve to go through some of the things that I've put others through; so hopefully, by the time I've finished this little project, I'll have finally get my shit together!
I hope that you enjoy it!!!!

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I'd like to meet anyone out there that can give an honest opinion on what I'm writing. Constructive criticism will always be taken in a positive light! So leave me your views, let me know what you think! I'd be glad to hear from you!

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My Blog

A mars a day...

Well, I’ve finally hit the big time... Honest!I was with a few pals of mine on a set last week for the Euro 2008 Mars Bar Advert, in where I’m supposed to play a footballer. Me? A fucking ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Understanding a relationships needs

One evening last week, the Missus and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, things start to get a little naughty and then she turns round and says, "I don't feel like it now hu...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:40:00 GMT

CHAPTER II

MECCA   From when I was twelve years old, all I wanted to do was go out with me mates and enjoy meself. I didn't fancy the confines of home, watching me Mum do the ironing whilst she waited for ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:28:00 GMT

CHAPTER 1

Hello? It's me... Me? I'm Marcus. Marcus Delaney. A lot of people know me, or they've known me, pretended they new me (but didn't have a clue it was actually me that they were talking to...), or the...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:49:00 GMT