JessicÃ¤ Assault - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like to live for the day, everyday. I'm a pretty laid back chick but I am also fiery. I'm not afraid to voice my opinions and I won't be a bitch about it. Yes, I am SERIOUSLY into the music I have listed...just because I don't wear ten pounds of make-up and cut my hair into some faddish style like the usual "scene girls" doesn't mean that I am not. I enjoy long walks on the beach while drinking holistic smoothies and intense vinyl sessions. If you can't hang with ANY of this, don't even bother.
Your Inner European is Russian!
Mysterious and exotic.
You've got a great balance of danger and allure. Who's Your Inner European?
You are Brigitte Bardot
Naturally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind What Famous Pinup Are You?

My Interests

Some of these are actually hobbies, not interests: Education, music, Japanese takeout, clothes, boozin', travel, European culture, Russian Avant-Garde and Constructivism, shopping, shows, vinyl, animals, playing pool, off roading, import vehicles (Japanese, German, and Swedish motors), baking/cooking, photography, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a lame ass. People that have GOOD taste in music and are able to keep up with me. No scene kids please. Thank you.

Music:

There are WAY TOO MANY to list! Anyway...this is what I listen to: anarcho, thrash, power violence, foreign hardcore punk (especially 80's Scandinavian/European), 1980's American hardcore, disorderly noise, D-beat, 80's music, rock 'n roll, DISco, some 80's-Early 90's hip hop/rap, classical, industrial, crust, metal, a bit of grind, sludge, jazz, Motown classics, funk, soul, R and B, some doo-wop, 1st wave Ska, dancehall/reggae, experimental, ect.

Movies:

Jackie Brown, Alien, Gummo, Trainspotting, Slums of Beverly Hills, Kids, Speed, Suburbia, Full Metal Jacket, Predator, Menace II Society, Boyz In the Hood, Baby Boy, It, The Outsiders, The Warriors, Clerks, Empire Records, Pretty In Pink, Breakfast Club, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead, One of the Guys, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Juice, Pulp Fiction, Ghost World, Ichi the Killer, porno flicks, ect.

Television:

T.V. is overrated.

Books:

College texts for the most part.

My Blog

This thing says I look like these famous people...

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Posted by Jessicä Assault on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

75 punk jokes from Pojkfan Trilskas

1) Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front? A: A cop.2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the thi...
Posted by Jessicä Assault on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

I am a snob!

You Are A Little SnobbyAnd being a little snobby every once and a while is totally allowed.Because if no one was ever snobby, no one would ever try to dress up or look pretty.And while you do enjoy th...
Posted by Jessicä Assault on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST