ASS I RAM

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- people who smoke pot in a vein attempt to fit in are cool- people who blast rap out of their Honda are cool- authority is cool- cops are cool- catholics are cool- satanists are cool- marylin manson is cool- listening to nothing but one genre of music all the time is cool- angsty pop rock mistaken for Emo on a massive proportion is cool- butchering the English language is cool- scientologists are cool- people who commit murder and get only several years in jail are cool- capitallism is cool- communism is cool- chopping down rainforests is cool- polluting the earth is cool- fighting in an american war is cool- G-Unit is cool- green day is cool- 14 year olds with political opinions formed from good charlotte videos are cool- george bush is cool- hating on george bush is cool- affirmative action is cool- conservatives are cool- liberals are cool- people who wear band shirts of bands they've heard three songs by are cool- parents who listen to Hip-Hop/Rap to prove to their kid's friends that they are "with it" are cool- disco is cool- mormons are cool- evangelists are cool- people on welfare for their whole lives are cool- korn's basslines are cool- people who respond with purple haze when you ask their favorite Hendrix song are cool- same with john lennon and "Imagine".- the fact that the australian scenesters are all wearing cannibal corpse shirtsthese days when a lot of them can't name 3 songs is cool- that church in the US that hates homosexuality, soldiers and sweden and thanked god for the september 11 attacks, the Tsunamis and other disasters because "how many of those people killed do you suppose, were faaaags and dyykes?" is cool- straight edge people who ridicule people who like to use substances for being dirty are cool- getting looked down upon by parents for doing something they did in their youth is cool-people who say Dimebag Darrell is a god and the best guitarist ever are cool.-the fact that most of these people didn't have a fucking clue who he was until he got shoot is cool.-pink floyd "fans" who only know two albums and talk about music as though they have an authority on the subject are cool.-the fact that Hip-Hop should have died about 10 years ago but continued on, and is it at the height of it's popularity is cool.-the fact that nickelback have been using the same riffs, same structure, and same annoying use of the high hat in every song they made since their inception, and nobody has figured it out yet...is cool- brutal death metal bands that sound exactly the same when stacked up against each other are cool.-people who think they are hardcore because they listen to hardcore music and try to look and dress exactly like hardcore people... are cool...-12 year old girls who sleep with 20 year old black guys are cool.-pregnant chicks who star in porno videos are cool-people who say they will do something and then don't do it are cool.-getting mad at the truth is cool.-drinking almost a whole bottle of Bacardi Surperior and then dying for a couple of minutes is wicked cool.-harry potter is cool.-making up excuses for who you are and what you believe in because you are afriad to tell the world the truth because you don't think they will accept you for who you really are is cool- dirty punk rockers who wear the same tattered leather jacket everyday of the week, have green power spikes, and the closest thing to real punk they listen to is rancid, are cool.- deathcore, which is essentially metalcore with growling vocals, is cool.- fans of deathcore who suggest that these bands are death metal but don't even know essential Death Metal bands like Death, Morbid Angel, or Possessed, are fucking cool- the fact that i don't even like deathcore but still know this shit is pretty fucking cool.- people who use the argument "Well if (insert lame, pop band name here) suck then how come they're so popular?" are cool.- people with like 1000 myspace friends are cool.- people who don't like metal because of the "screaming" and completely ignore entire subgenres of metal in which vocalists do in fact sing are cool.- the jehovahs witnesses who tried to convert me the other day and insisted that when I was baptised it wasn't "the devine way" are cool.- jehovahs witnesses and mormons are just plain awesome.- guys with extremely hairy backs and refuse to where a shirt in public are pretty cool.- older guys who drive harley davidsons to get in touch with their youth and don't realise that pretty much every harley owner is an old guy trying to get in touch with his youth are cool.- crazy old ladies who come to your door at 1:30 in the morning saying her daughter's in labour and she needs cab fare to the hospital are fucking awesome.- the fact that i gave this lady money just so i could get back to sleep because she wouldn't take no for an answer is even cooler.- neighbors who lie out their assholes and say that you were trespassing on their property are cool.- .....now that I think about it, that crazy old lady probably used the money for crack or heroin, which in turn makes her cooler than before.-people with drug free tattoos are awesome.-those loser kids who think they are black that have no lives outside of playing poker for money are really cool.-those kids with the eyeliner that listen to a combination of good charlotte, simple plan, the sex pistols and the ramones are just plain awesome.-people who let their children out for halloween and in return do not give out any candy are really really fucking cool.- people who yell jibberish from their moving vehicle are cool- people who compare George Bush to Hitler are cool-people who make fun of music that is completely alien to them in every way within the first 45 seconds of hearing it without even giving it a chance are cool.-stupid kids who talk of nothing but getting drunk, but refuse to try pot are cool.-the only thing cooler than the too short alexisonfire shirt was the kid with the too long 50 cent shirt close by.- men who say "i'm not a homophobe, i just don't want any gay guys hitting on me" and assume that every gay guy on earth someohow finds their hairy beer belly irresistible are cool.- people who say "i listen to everything except country" and listen solely to what's whored across popular media are cool.- i'm wicked cool...