Caitlin Conceited™

"Time is like a jigsaw puzzle. Imagine a giant box full of billions of pieces of millions of puzzles - that is the future. beside it lies a huge board, partially fulled with bits of the overall puzzle - that is the past. Those in the present reach blindly into the box of the future every time they have a decision to make, draw a piece of the puzzel out, and slot it into place on the board. Once a piece has been added, it influences the final shape and design of the puzzle, and it's useless trying to fathom what the puzzle would have looked like if a different piece had been picked."
I'm Caitlin.
I hate the concept of time.
I also hate outer space.
I also love outer space.
I drink a lot of seltzer. A LOT.
I read a lot.
I use to have blue hair.
I hate the concept of religion.
I watch LOTR too much.
I love ancient history.
I wear reading glasses.
I have eight rats.
I contradict myself constantly.
I'm not original.
I watch a lot of the Discovery Channel.
I hate not knowing.
I love 80's movies.
I'm absolutely obnoxious.
"The bus let us out in the front of the building. Hannah was about to burst with excitement, which would have been disgusting because she would have sprayed blood, guts, and glitter in every direction."